{"id":2744,"date":"2024-08-07T10:19:53","date_gmt":"2024-08-07T10:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2744"},"modified":"2024-08-07T10:19:57","modified_gmt":"2024-08-07T10:19:57","slug":"trei-blonde-merg-intr-o-seara-pe-strada-la-un-moment-dat-fetele-se-impiedica-de-un-betiv-care-doarme-pe-trotuar-prima-spune-se-uita-si-spune-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2744","title":{"rendered":"Trei blonde merg intr-o seara pe strada. La un moment dat fetele se impiedica de un betiv care doarme pe trotuar.Prima spune..Se uita si spune:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"959\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5561-959x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2745\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5561-959x1024.jpeg 959w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5561-281x300.jpeg 281w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5561-768x820.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5561.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 959px) 100vw, 959px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi tineri c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi hot\u0103r\u0103sc ca de c\u00e2te ori se \u00een\u0219eal\u0103, s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00eentr-un borcan c\u00e2te o boab\u0103 de fasole. Ajung\u00e2nd la nunta de aur, se decid s\u0103 afle adev\u0103rul \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i arate unul altuia borcanul. Ambii aveau c\u00e2te dou\u0103 boabe \u00een\u0103untru:<br>\u2013 Tu cu cine m-ai \u00een\u0219elat?, \u00eentreab\u0103 femeia.<br>\u2013 Prima oar\u0103 cu guvernanta \u0219i a doua cu sora ta! Dar tu?<br>\u2013 Prima oar\u0103 cu c\u0103pitanul regimentului \u0219i a doua oar\u0103 cu regimentul c\u0103pitanului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 \u00een ora de biologie. Profesoara \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ce este verde \u015fi sare pe c\u00e2mpie? R\u0103spuns din clas\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Broasca!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Corect, dar putea fi \u015fi un greiere. Ce este maro \u015fi sare prin p\u0103dure? R\u0103spuns din clas\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>C\u0103prioara!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Corect, dar putea fi \u015fi un cerb. Bul\u0103 agitat cere permisiunea de a pune \u015fi el o \u00eentrebare:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce este tare c\u00e2nd se ia \u00een gur\u0103, iar moale \u015fi lipicioas\u0103 c\u00e2nd se scoate? Profesoara ofensat\u0103 \u00eei trage vreo dou\u0103 perechi de palme lui Bul\u0103 care zice:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Corect, dar putea fi si o gum\u0103 de mestecat!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi tineri c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi hot\u0103r\u0103sc ca de c\u00e2te ori se \u00een\u0219eal\u0103, s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00eentr-un borcan c\u00e2te o boab\u0103 de fasole. Ajung\u00e2nd la nunta de aur, se decid s\u0103 afle adev\u0103rul \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i arate unul altuia borcanul. Ambii aveau c\u00e2te dou\u0103 boabe \u00een\u0103untru:\u2013 Tu cu cine m-ai \u00een\u0219elat?, \u00eentreab\u0103 femeia.\u2013 Prima oar\u0103 cu guvernanta \u0219i a doua &#8230; <a title=\"Trei blonde merg intr-o seara pe strada. 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