Examen oral la facultate, profu super-dur. Intr\u0103 primul student.
Profu` \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:
-S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 e\u0219ti intr-un tren, este foarte cald, ce faci?
Studentul:
-Deschid geamul.
Profu:
-Cu ce viteza intr\u0103 vantul \u00een compartiment?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Studentul:
-Nu stiu;
Profu:
-Ne vedem la toamna!
Poveste\u0219te studentul c\u00e2nd iese afar\u0103 la ceilal\u021bi \u2026
Intr\u0103 o blond\u0103\u2026 aceea\u0219i \u00eentrebare\u2026
Dau bluza jos..
-Dar \u00eenc\u0103 este cald, zice profu\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Dau fusta jos\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Dar \u00eenc\u0103 este cald\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Dau tot jos\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Dar dac\u0103 tot este cald?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Pot s\u0103 fac dragoste cu tot compartimentul, dar eu geamul nu-l deschid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mo\u0219 Ion \u00een trenul de Constan\u021ba, \u00een compartiment cu mai mul\u021bi tineri\u2026
\u2013 Merge\u021bi la mare , mai copii ?
\u2013 Da bade !!
\u2013 P\u0103i v\u0103 rog \u0219i eu ceva , c\u0103 sunt b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i obosit \u2026 dac\u0103 adorm , m\u0103 trezi\u021bi \u0219i pe mine la Br\u0103ila\u2026??<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da , tataie\u2026 dormi lini\u0219tit !!
Tinerii se iau cu ale lor\u2026joc de c\u0103r\u021bi , \u021big\u0103ri , bere , muzic\u0103\u2026 c\u00e2nd la un moment dat se uit\u0103 pe geam , trenul era oprit deja \u00een gara la Br\u0103ila\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intr\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia \u00een panic\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel trezesc pe mo\u0219 :
\u2013 Hai tataie , sus\u2026 am ajuns la Br\u0103ila\u2026!!!
Trenul \u00eens\u0103 se pune \u00een mi\u0219care\u2026
\u2013 P\u0103i cum s\u0103 fac acu \u2026 c\u0103 o s\u0103-mi rup g\u00e2tul\u2026 zise mo\u0219ul , ne\u0219tiind ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 mai \u00eent\u00e2i\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Mo\u0219ule, s\u0103 faci cum \u00ee\u021bi zic eu \u2026 \u00eel \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 unul dintre tineri \u2026 Sari din tren \u0219i alergi pe peron odat\u0103 cu trenul , a\u0219a nu o s\u0103-\u021bi pierzi echilibrul\u2026 apoi \u00eencetine\u0219ti \u0219i te opre\u0219ti !!
Tinerii r\u0103sufl\u0103 u\u0219ura\u021bi c\u0103 l-au ajutat pe mo\u0219\u2026 Dup\u0103 numai c\u00e2teva minute \u00eens\u0103 , apare mo\u0219ul \u00een compartiment \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat tataie \u2026??
\u2013 M\u0103i copii am facut exact ce m-ati \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat voi\u2026 am alergat pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tren \u2026\u0219i c\u00e2nd s\u0103 incetinesc , pe la ultimul vagon \u2026 o namila de om m-a luat de subtioara\u2026:
\u2013 HAI TATAIE , C\u0102 TE AJUT EU\u2026 HOPA SUS !!!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi ardeleni in tren mergeau de la Cluj la Bucuresti. Dupa o vreme vine controlorul:
\u2013 Biletele la control, va rog!Toata lumea da biletele si cei 2 ardeleni, conductorul saluta si iese din compartiment, dupa ce a iesit ardelenii spun:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Este prost ca nu s-a prins.Controlorul a auzit, dar n-a mai vrut sa se mai intoarca. S-a dus insa la colegul lui si l-a trimis sa ceara biletele la control. Acesta se uita la bilete, si erau ok. Ardelenii radeau si spuneau:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Si asta e prost nu sa prins!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acesta a auzit si s-a dus sa-i spuna colegului:
\u2013 Biletele erau bune, corecte, dar mi-a zis ca si eu sunt prost, atunci a cautat un inspector pentru supra control, aceasta vine si cere biletele, le studiaza si pe fata si pe dos, si gaseste ca biletele erau ok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nedumerit ii intreaba pe ardeleni de ce se amuzau pe seamea lor. Unul dintre ei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nici unu dintre voi nu si-a dat seama ca noi am schimbat biletele intre noi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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