Gigi, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? Nu te mai \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti cu femeia aceea superb\u0103?\u2013 Medicul mi-a interzis.\u2013 E\u0219ti cumva bolnav?\u2013 Nu, dar e nevasta lui!Citi\u021bi \u0219i:Bul\u0103, la reuniunea de 20 de ani, se adreseaz\u0103 fo\u015ftilor lui dasc\u0103li:
\u2013 Stima\u0163ii mei profesori, m\u0103 tot fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 o \u00eentrebare: chiar at\u00e2t de
imbecil eram, de m\u0103 tot l\u0103sa\u0163i corijent?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vaaai, se poate, domnule ministru?Citi\u021bi \u0219i:Un ho\u021b intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o vil\u0103 \u0219i sub amenin\u021barea cu\u021bitului leag\u0103 femeia
str\u00e2ns \u0219i-i spune b\u0103rbatului s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 to\u021bi banii \u0219i bijuteriile din cas\u0103.
-Te rog dezleag-o \u0219i d\u0103-i drumul c\u0103-\u021bi dau tot ce vrei..
-A\u0219a de mult \u00ee\u021bi iube\u0219ti so\u021bia?
-Nuuu, e vecina \u0219i nevast\u0103-mea trebuie s\u0103 soseasc\u0103 din clip\u0103 \u00een clip\u0103!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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T\u00e2n\u0103rul se \u00eenfiin\u0163eaz\u0103 la tat\u0103l iubitei:
\u2013 Domnule, a\u015f dori s\u0103 m\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103toresc cu fiica dumneavoastr\u0103.
\u2013 Cu so\u0163ia a\u0163i vorbit deja ?
\u2013 Da, dar dac\u0103 se poate, a\u015f r\u0103m\u00e2ne totu\u015fi la fiica dumneavoastr\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gigi, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? Nu te mai \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti cu femeia aceea superb\u0103?\u2013 Medicul mi-a interzis.\u2013 E\u0219ti cumva bolnav?\u2013 Nu, dar e nevasta lui!Citi\u021bi \u0219i:Bul\u0103, la reuniunea de 20 de ani, se adreseaz\u0103 fo\u015ftilor lui dasc\u0103li:\u2013 Stima\u0163ii mei profesori, m\u0103 tot fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 o \u00eentrebare: chiar at\u00e2t deimbecil eram, de m\u0103 tot l\u0103sa\u0163i corijent? Vaaai, se poate, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2738,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2739,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2737\/revisions\/2739"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}