{"id":2733,"date":"2024-08-06T14:05:03","date_gmt":"2024-08-06T14:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2733"},"modified":"2024-08-06T14:05:06","modified_gmt":"2024-08-06T14:05:06","slug":"un-hot-de-buzunare-in-autobuz-ii-testeaza-buzunarele-unui-batranel-batranul-se-intoarce-la-el-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2733","title":{"rendered":"Un hot de buzunare in autobuz ii testeaza buzunarele unui batranel, batranul se intoarce la el"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"977\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5546-977x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2734\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5546-977x1024.jpeg 977w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5546-286x300.jpeg 286w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5546-768x805.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5546.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 977px) 100vw, 977px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103, la clasa lui Bul\u0103, ora de zoologie. \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:<br>\u2013 Mai, Ionel, ia nume\u015fte tu o insect\u0103!<br>Ionel: \u2013 Albina!<br>Invatatoarea: \u2013 Bul\u0103, ia nume\u015fte \u015fi tu o insect\u0103!<br>Bul\u0103: \u2013 P\u0103i, \u2026 albina!<br>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: \u2013 Asta s-a mai zis o dat\u0103! Ia zi ceva din capul t\u0103u! Bul\u0103: \u2013 P\u0103duchele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O ambulan\u021b\u0103 gone\u0219te pe str\u0103zi \u0219i, la o intersec\u021bie r\u0103stoarn\u0103 \u0219i accidenteaz\u0103 un pieton.<br>Soferul coboar\u0103 imediat, ridic\u0103 victima, o instaleaz\u0103 pe targ\u0103 \u0219i continu\u0103 drumul spre spital.<br>La un moment dat, se intoarce z\u00e2mbind spre accidentat \u0219i ii spune:<br>\u2013 Ce noroc formidabil a\u021bi avut c\u0103 treceam pe aici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce Adam a venit cateva seri acasa mai tarziu, Eva a devenit cam suspicioasa:<br>\u2013 Te vezi cu alta femeie \u2013 recunoaste!, spuse ea.<br>\u2013 Care alta femeie?, replica Adam uluit. Tu esti singura de pe lume!<br>In noaptea aceea, Adam tocmai adormise, cand fu trezit de Eva, care ii pipaia pieptul.<br>\u2013 Ce faci?, intreba el.<br>\u2013 Iti numar coastele\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103, la clasa lui Bul\u0103, ora de zoologie. \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:\u2013 Mai, Ionel, ia nume\u015fte tu o insect\u0103!Ionel: \u2013 Albina!Invatatoarea: \u2013 Bul\u0103, ia nume\u015fte \u015fi tu o insect\u0103!Bul\u0103: \u2013 P\u0103i, \u2026 albina!\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: \u2013 Asta s-a mai zis o dat\u0103! Ia zi ceva din capul t\u0103u! Bul\u0103: \u2013 P\u0103duchele! 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