{"id":2718,"date":"2024-08-05T08:19:31","date_gmt":"2024-08-05T08:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2718"},"modified":"2024-08-05T08:19:34","modified_gmt":"2024-08-05T08:19:34","slug":"am-sunat-azi-la-muncasefu-a-murit-soacra-mea-azi-dimineata-o-sa-am-nevoie-de-piber-de-la-muncaimi-rau-sa-aud-astate-inteleg-multumesc-sefi-vor-fii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2718","title":{"rendered":"Am sunat azi la munca\u2026Sefu a murit soacra-mea azi dimineata ..o sa am nevoie de piber de la munca\u2026Imi rau sa aud asta\u2026te..inteleg! Multumesc sefi vor fii.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1010\" height=\"1011\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5504.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2719\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5504.jpeg 1010w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5504-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5504-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5504-768x769.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1010px) 100vw, 1010px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un individ cu un caine intra intr-un bar. Comanda o bere si zice:<br>Tipul: \u2013 Am un caine foarte destept!<br>Dupa cateva minute\u2026<br>Tipul: \u2013 Cainele meu este cel mai inteligent!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Lumea din jur se uita deja urat la el.<br>Paharul s-a umplut de tot, cand el afirma:<br>Tipul: \u2013 Cainele meu vorbeste!<br>Clientii: \u2013 Dar, bine, omule! Ne crezi tampiti?! Cum sa vorbeasca un animal?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul: \u2013 Hai sa facem pariu! Voi ii puneti o intrebare si, daca nu raspunde, ma scoateti de aici in suturi! Dar, daca raspunde, faceti cinste!<br>Clientii: \u2013 Bine, ma! Ia sa vedem! Ma, animalule, cum se cheama chestia aia din piele, cu care tii calul?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cainele se uita in ochii lor si spune:<br>Cainele: \u2013 Ham!<br>Clientii: \u2013 Asta a fost un latrat! si-l scot in suturi pe individ, afara.<br>Cainele se duce, docil, dupa el si-l intreaba:<br>Cainele: \u2013 Trebuia sa spun lesa?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un individ cu un caine intra intr-un bar. Comanda o bere si zice:Tipul: \u2013 Am un caine foarte destept!Dupa cateva minute\u2026Tipul: \u2013 Cainele meu este cel mai inteligent! Lumea din jur se uita deja urat la el.Paharul s-a umplut de tot, cand el afirma:Tipul: \u2013 Cainele meu vorbeste!Clientii: \u2013 Dar, bine, omule! Ne crezi tampiti?! &#8230; <a title=\"Am sunat azi la munca\u2026Sefu a murit soacra-mea azi dimineata ..o sa am nevoie de piber de la munca\u2026Imi rau sa aud asta\u2026te..inteleg! Multumesc sefi vor fii..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2718\" aria-label=\"Read more about Am sunat azi la munca\u2026Sefu a murit soacra-mea azi dimineata ..o sa am nevoie de piber de la munca\u2026Imi rau sa aud asta\u2026te..inteleg! Multumesc sefi vor fii..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2721,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2718\/revisions\/2721"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}