Doi prieteni opresc sa faca plinul la o benzinarie unde este afisat anuntul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLa un plin aveti sansa de a castiga o partida gratis\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fac plinul, se duc sa plateasca si vanzatorul ii pune sa aleaga un numar intre 1 si 10.
\u2013 Sase, zice unul din ei .
\u2013 Nu ati castigat, le zice vanzatorul.
\u2013 Mai incercati si alta data
A doua zi si a treia zi vin din nou fara succes.
\u2013 Stii ceva , eu cred ca e trucat concursul asta zice unul din ei.
Celalalt ii raspunde:
\u2013 Nu cred, sotia mea a castigat de doua ori pana acum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103, care tocmai ie\u0219ea din restaurantul \u201eCa la mama acas\u0103\u201d, este prins din urm\u0103 de un osp\u0103tar furios!
Chelnerul:
\u2013 Pleci f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti, ai? Ai b\u0103ut, ai m\u00e2ncat p\u00e2n\u0103 n-ai mai putut, nu e normal s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti?!
Bul\u0103:
\u2013 Poate asta e valabil la maic\u0103-ta acas\u0103, dar eu \u201ela mama acas\u0103\u201d nu dau nici un ban c\u00e2nd m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u0219i beau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne repetent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nervos \u0219i foarte dezam\u0103git, tac\u2019su \u00eel amenin\u021b\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, de acum o s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021bi 25 de ore pe zi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar tata\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nici un dar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tat\u0103, ziua are doar 24 de ore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hmmm\u2026. p\u0103i \u00een cazul \u0103sta m\u0103i Bul\u0103 \u2026 te treze\u0219ti cu o or\u0103 mai devreme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**
\u2013 Salut, Bul\u0103! V\u0103i de c\u00e2nd nu ne-am mai v\u0103zut! Ai terminat Dreptul?
\u2013 Da, sunt licen\u021biat!
\u2013 \u0218i am auzit c-ai f\u0103cut \u0219i Jurnalistica?
\u2013 Da, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 fac \u0219i masteratul!
\u2013 Brava, \u021bine-o tot a\u0219a! D\u0103-mi \u0219i mie un meniu Big Mac mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**
O blond\u0103 cochet\u0103 este \u00eentrebat\u0103 de c\u0103tre judec\u0103tor:
\u2013 Spune\u0163i-mi, doamn\u0103 , de ce vre\u0163i s\u0103 divor\u0163a\u0163i ?
\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 e un risipitor. Nu suntem casatori\u0163i nici de un an \u015fi mi-a m\u00e2ncat jum\u0103tate din zestre.
\u2013 Dar ce zestre avea\u0163i ?
\u2013 Zece g\u0103ini!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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