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Se duce o or\u0103\u0219eanc\u0103 s\u0103 viziteze un sat de munte, rupt de lume, peisaj. G\u0103se\u0219te o cas\u0103 batraneasca \u0219i cere ad\u0103post.
Fiind pr\u0103fuita de at\u00e2ta drum, \u00eentreab\u0103:
– Unde a\u0219 putea face \u0219i eu baie?
– Maic\u0103, \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 mo\u0219ul meu se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu ceilal\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi din sat \u0219i joac\u0103 oin\u0103. Atunci \u00ee\u021bi torn eu ap\u0103 \u00eentr-un lighean \u0219i te \u00eemb\u0103iezi aici \u00een camer\u0103. Tragem obloanele, nu vede nimeni nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Seara pleac\u0103 mo\u0219u la oin\u0103, baba pune un lighean \u00een mijlocul camerei, or\u0103\u0219eanca se dezbrac\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 se spele.
Noaptea t\u00e2rziu c\u00e2nd se \u00eentoarce mo\u0219ul clatinandu-se de la oin\u0103 o g\u0103se\u0219te pe bab\u0103 tremur\u00e2nd de emo\u021bie:
– Ce-ai, fa?
– B\u0103rbate, n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 crezi, dar muierea asta de st\u0103 la noi e cheal\u0103 la veveri\u021b\u0103!
– Cum cheal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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– Cheal\u0103, cheal\u0103! Uite, m\u00e2ine sear\u0103 n-o s\u0103 mai \u00eenchid oblonul \u0219i c\u00e2nd a fi a face baie s\u0103 te ui\u021bi s\u0103 vezi cu ochii t\u0103i!
A doua sear\u0103 mo\u0219u pleac\u0103 la oin\u0103, obloanele r\u0103m\u00e2n deschise, baba pune ligheanul, tipa \u00eencepe s\u0103 se spele.
– Auzi maic\u0103, dar de ce e\u0219ti cheal\u0103 jos?
– P\u0103i a\u0219a se poart\u0103 acum, mamaie, la ora\u0219. Totu’ ras. Matale cum esti?
– Cum m-a l\u0103sat bunul D-zeu!
\u00ce\u0219i sumec\u0103 baba poalele \u0219i \u00eei arat\u0103 o m\u00e2ndre\u021be de l\u0103st\u0103ri\u0219.
Se termin\u0103 baia, se las\u0103 noaptea, se \u00eentoarce mo\u0219u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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– Ai v\u0103zut, m\u0103, ai v\u0103zut? Ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 e cheal\u0103?
– Am v\u0103zut.
– \u0218i ce zici?
– Nu zic nimic, c\u0103-s sup\u0103rat tare.
– De ce?
– P\u0103i nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce \u021bi-ai ridicat tu poalele s\u0103-\u021bi ar\u0103\u021bi toate alea?
– Da’ care e problema? Nu mi-ai mai v\u0103zut-o p\u00e2n\u0103 acum?
– Eu da, dar nu \u0219i to\u021bi b\u0103ie\u021bii din echipa de oin\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O so\u021bie ner\u0103bd\u0103toare \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 so\u021bul:
\u2013 Pe unde e\u0219ti? Trebuia s\u0103 ajungi acum 30 de minute acas\u0103. Hai mai repede, c\u0103 se r\u0103ce\u0219te m\u00e2ncarea!
\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00eemi ajut\u0103 Dumnezeu, m\u00e2ine dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 ajung \u0219i eu acas\u0103.
\u2013 Cum adic\u0103 m\u00e2ine dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103? Nu ai plecat din Bucure\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ba da, dar \u00een loc s\u0103 m\u0103 urc \u00een autobuzul de Constan\u021ba, m-am urcat \u00een autobuzul de Ia\u0219i. \u00centr-o or\u0103 ajung la Ia\u0219i \u0219i sper s\u0103 am un autobuz spre Constan\u021ba \u00een seara asta.
\u2013 B\u0103i, tu e\u0219ti s\u0103n\u0103tos la cap? De ce nu te-ai dat jos la prima sta\u021bie?
\u2013 N-am vrut s\u0103 cread\u0103 \u0219oferul c\u0103 sunt prost.
\u2013 Ai dreptate, las\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tiu numai eu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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