{"id":2701,"date":"2024-08-04T09:01:18","date_gmt":"2024-08-04T09:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2701"},"modified":"2024-08-04T09:01:21","modified_gmt":"2024-08-04T09:01:21","slug":"mihai-ce-masina-are-tatal-tau-mercedes-e-om-de-afaceri-bine-stai-jos-alina-ce-masina-are-tatal-tau-bmw-e-doctor-bravo-stai-jos-gigel-tatal-tau-ce-masina-are-logan-la-tabladupa-ce-iese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2701","title":{"rendered":"Mihai, ce ma\u0219in\u0103 are tat\u0103l t\u0103u?-Mercedes. E om de afaceri.-Bine, stai jos. Alina, ce ma\u0219in\u0103 are tat\u0103l t\u0103u?-BMW. E doctor.-Bravo, stai jos. Gigel, tat\u0103l t\u0103u ce ma\u0219in\u0103 are?-Logan.-La tabl\u0103!Dup\u0103 ce iese Gigel la tabl\u0103:-Auzi, dar ce e tat\u0103l t\u0103u?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"673\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5478-673x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2702\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5478-673x1024.jpeg 673w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5478-197x300.jpeg 197w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5478-768x1169.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5478-1009x1536.jpeg 1009w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5478.jpeg 1026w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 673px) 100vw, 673px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Obama, Putin \u015fi Iohannis se duc la Dumnezeu s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentrebe peste c\u00e2t timp poporul lor va fi fericit.<br>Primul s-a dus Obama \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Dumnezeu:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Doamne, peste c\u00e2t timp poporul meu va fi fericit?<br>Dumnezeu \u00eei r\u0103spunde:\u00a0<br>\u2013 Peste 10-15 ani.<br>Obama se apuc\u0103 de pl\u00e2ns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centre timp eu voi fi b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi nu o s\u0103 m\u0103 pot bucura al\u0103turi de el.\u00a0<br>Acum era r\u00e2ndul lui Putin. El \u00eel \u00eentreaba pe Dumnezeu peste c\u00e2t timp poporul lui va fi fericit iar Dumnezeu \u00eei spune c\u0103 peste o jum\u0103tate de secol de ani.<br>Putin se apuc\u0103 \u015fi el de pl\u00e2ns.<br>Dumnezeu \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce pl\u00e2nge, la care el r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 Peste 50 de ani eu voi fi mort \u015fi nu o s\u0103 m\u0103 pot bucura al\u0103turi de poporul meu.<br>\u00cen cele din urm\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 \u015fi Iohannis:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doamne, peste c\u00e2t timp poporul meu va fi fericit?<br>Dumnezeu se apuc\u0103 de pl\u00e2ns iar Iohannis \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce pl\u00e2nge.<br>Dumnezeu \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 atunci nici eu nu o s\u0103 m\u0103 pot bucura al\u0103turi de poporul t\u0103u!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obama, Putin \u015fi Iohannis se duc la Dumnezeu s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentrebe peste c\u00e2t timp poporul lor va fi fericit.Primul s-a dus Obama \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Dumnezeu:\u00a0\u2013 Doamne, peste c\u00e2t timp poporul meu va fi fericit?Dumnezeu \u00eei r\u0103spunde:\u00a0\u2013 Peste 10-15 ani.Obama se apuc\u0103 de pl\u00e2ns: \u00centre timp eu voi fi b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi nu o s\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Mihai, ce ma\u0219in\u0103 are tat\u0103l t\u0103u?-Mercedes. E om de afaceri.-Bine, stai jos. Alina, ce ma\u0219in\u0103 are tat\u0103l t\u0103u?-BMW. E doctor.-Bravo, stai jos. Gigel, tat\u0103l t\u0103u ce ma\u0219in\u0103 are?-Logan.-La tabl\u0103!Dup\u0103 ce iese Gigel la tabl\u0103:-Auzi, dar ce e tat\u0103l t\u0103u?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2701\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mihai, ce ma\u0219in\u0103 are tat\u0103l t\u0103u?-Mercedes. E om de afaceri.-Bine, stai jos. Alina, ce ma\u0219in\u0103 are tat\u0103l t\u0103u?-BMW. E doctor.-Bravo, stai jos. Gigel, tat\u0103l t\u0103u ce ma\u0219in\u0103 are?-Logan.-La tabl\u0103!Dup\u0103 ce iese Gigel la tabl\u0103:-Auzi, dar ce e tat\u0103l t\u0103u?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2703,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2704,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701\/revisions\/2704"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}