Ion se duce la popa satului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stii parinte, uite , ne-am luat io cu Marie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Ooo, felicitari, zice popa. Pot sa va ajut cu ceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Apai stii parinte, io nu prea stiu ce sa fac\u2026Popa \u00eencurcat se uita afara si-i vine ideea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Uite Ioane c\u00e2inii aia \u00een drum, faci ce fac si ei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se uita Ion si pleaca multumit. Peste c\u00e2teva zile se \u00eentilneste popa cu Ion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– No, Ioane, cum o fost, bine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Bine o fost parinte, zice Ion multumit, mai greu o fost p\u00e2na am scos-o pe Marie \u00een drum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Sotia isi urmeaza sotul care tocmai iesea pe usa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Unde mergi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Cu prietenii, la o bere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– La ce ora te intorci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– La cat vreau eu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– E in regula, dar sa nu intarzii nici macar un minut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O adolescenta de 16 ani, raspunde la telefon, vorbeste 30 de minute si dupa care inchide.Tatal ei, foarte surprins ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Oau, nu imi vine sa cred, de obicei vorbesti cu orele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, dar acum a gresit numarulSunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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