Doua prietene stau de vorba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu am schimbat ginecologul. Mi-am luat unul tanar, rade tot timpul si vorbeste foarte frumos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Eu nu il schimb pe al meu, este el mai batran, dar stii ce ii tremura mainile\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O blond\u0103 se plimba lini\u015ftit\u0103, c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, vede o ma\u015fina f\u0103r\u0103 \u015fofer, care mergea.
Con\u015ftient\u0103 de pericol, sare \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi trage fr\u00e2na de m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd iese, d\u0103 nas \u00een nas cu proprietarul, un b\u0103rbat foarte atr\u0103g\u0103tor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00cencepuse s\u0103 mearg\u0103 singur\u0103, dar am s\u0103rit \u00een ea \u015fi am tras fr\u00e2na de m\u00e2n\u0103! spune ea, foarte m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de isprava ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u015etiu, r\u0103spunde el sec. Eu o \u00eempingeam!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un miliardar de 63 de ani se casatoreste cu o tipa tare de 27 de ani.
Dupa luna de miere, dau o petrecere pentru a sarbatori mariajul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dupa cateva pahare, un prieten al miliardarului il intreaba care este secretul de a reusit sa cucereasca asa o tipa fierbinte si tanara.
\u201cE simplu\u201d zice miliardarul, \u201cnu i-am zis varsta adevarata\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDa, dar chiar si pentru un barbat de 40\/45 de ani, tipa e senzationala. Apropo, ce varsta i-ai spus ca ai?\u201d intreaba prietenul.
Miliardarul zambeste si raspunde\u2026\u201d85\u2033.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doua prietene stau de vorba: \u2013 Eu am schimbat ginecologul. Mi-am luat unul tanar, rade tot timpul si vorbeste foarte frumos. \u2013 Eu nu il schimb pe al meu, este el mai batran, dar stii ce ii tremura mainile\u2026 Citi\u021bi \u0219i: O blond\u0103 se plimba lini\u015ftit\u0103, c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, vede o ma\u015fina f\u0103r\u0103 \u015fofer, care mergea.Con\u015ftient\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2696,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2697,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695\/revisions\/2697"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}