{"id":2675,"date":"2024-08-02T09:10:11","date_gmt":"2024-08-02T09:10:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2675"},"modified":"2024-08-02T09:10:14","modified_gmt":"2024-08-02T09:10:14","slug":"sotul-vine-acasa-seara-putin-cam-vesel-cam-vesel-nevasta-ii-pune-farfuria-cu-mancare-in-fata-el-o-vede-si-o-arunca-pe-geam-nevasta-cand-il-vede-ia-masa-si-o-arunca-pe-geam-ce-faci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2675","title":{"rendered":"Sotul vine acasa seara putin cam vesel cam vesel . Nevasta ii pune farfuria cu mancare in fata, el o vede si o arunca pe geam. Nevasta cand il vede ia masa si o arunca pe geam! Ce faci??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1012\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5429-1024x1012.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2676\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5429-1024x1012.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5429-300x296.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5429-768x759.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5429.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ardeleanul, ajunge cu Dacia la o benzinarie. Neavind prea multi bani la el, il intreaba pe vanzator:<br>Ardeleanul, : Cat costa litrul de benzina?<br>Vanzator: 10.000.<br>Ardeleanul, : Dar o picatura de benzina cat costa?<br>Vanzator: Pai\u2026 cat sa coste? O picatura?! Nu costa nimic!<br>Ardeleanul, : Atunci picurati-mi si mie 20 de litri in rezervor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ardelean si un lepros stau in inchisoare.<br>La un moment dat, leprosului ii cade o ureche\u2026 o ia si o arunca pe geam.<br>Dupa un timp, leprosului ii cade nasul\u2026 il ia si il arunca pe geam. Dupa alt timp, leprosului ii cade un deget\u2026 il ia si il arunca pe geam\u2026 Ardeleanul revoltat nu mai suporta:<br>\u2013 No, dupa cum bag de sama, \u2018mneata vrei sa evadezi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ardelean vrea sa-si schimbe numele. A ajuns la primarie si a fost intrebat:<br>Cum te cheama?<br>-Rahat Ion!<br>-Mda\u2026urat nume!<br>Si cum ati vrea sa va cheme?<br>-Rahat Vasile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ardeleanul, ajunge cu Dacia la o benzinarie. Neavind prea multi bani la el, il intreaba pe vanzator:Ardeleanul, : Cat costa litrul de benzina?Vanzator: 10.000.Ardeleanul, : Dar o picatura de benzina cat costa?Vanzator: Pai\u2026 cat sa coste? O picatura?! Nu costa nimic!Ardeleanul, : Atunci picurati-mi si mie 20 de litri in rezervor! Un ardelean si un &#8230; <a title=\"Sotul vine acasa seara putin cam vesel cam vesel . Nevasta ii pune farfuria cu mancare in fata, el o vede si o arunca pe geam. Nevasta cand il vede ia masa si o arunca pe geam! Ce faci??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2675\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sotul vine acasa seara putin cam vesel cam vesel . Nevasta ii pune farfuria cu mancare in fata, el o vede si o arunca pe geam. Nevasta cand il vede ia masa si o arunca pe geam! Ce faci??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2677,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2675"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2678,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675\/revisions\/2678"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}