{"id":2668,"date":"2024-08-01T14:49:05","date_gmt":"2024-08-01T14:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2668"},"modified":"2024-08-01T14:49:08","modified_gmt":"2024-08-01T14:49:08","slug":"am-invatat-ieri-la-scoala-ca-apa-nu-are-nici-miros-nici-gust-nici-culoare-dar-nu-este-adevarat-spune-bula-mamei-sale-de-ce-spui-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2668","title":{"rendered":"Am invatat ieri la scoala ca apa nu are nici miros nici gust nici culoare dar nu este adevarat spune Bula mamei sale. De ce spui asta??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"964\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5402-1024x964.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5402-1024x964.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5402-300x282.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5402-768x723.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5402.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>O v\u0103duv\u0103 \u015fi o c\u0103lugari\u0163\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toreau cu un avion, care se pr\u0103bu\u015fe\u015fte, iar cele dou\u0103 sunt capturate de un trib de canibali. Sunt duse \u00een fa\u0163a \u015fefului de trib, acesta o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe vaduv\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cumba-bumba sau mori? (cumba-cumba)<br>Aceasta r\u0103spunde cumba-bumba.<br>Dupa ce se cumba-bumba cu to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii tribului, \u015feful o \u00eentreab\u0103 \u015fi pe c\u0103lugari\u0163\u0103. Ea r\u0103spunde c\u0103 mai bine moare.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bine, dar mai \u00eent\u00e2i un pic de cumba-bumba, r\u0103spunde \u015feful.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Am visat un vis foarte neobi\u0219nuit, cic\u0103 Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun mi-a adus un sac plin de \u201escule\u201d, care mai de care, care mai mare, care mai frumos\u0103, da\u2019 scula de deasupra era a\u0219a de interesant\u0103, mare, frumos\u0103, lung\u0103, tare.<br>Mo\u0219neagul z\u00e2mbind o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Scula aia era a mea?!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu, r\u0103spunse baba, cu a ta era legat sacul.<br>Mo\u0219neagul vede c\u0103 baba face mi\u0219to de el, \u00eencepe \u0219i el s\u0103 spuie ce-a visat:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da\u2019 \u0219i eu am visat c\u0103 Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun mi-a adus un brad \u00eempodobit cu foarte multe p\u0103s\u0103rici, care mai de care, care mai frumoas\u0103, care mai str\u00e2mt\u0103, da cea din v\u00e2rf era deosebit\u0103.<br>Baba cu un z\u00e2mbet p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi, spune:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103s\u0103rica aia, sigur, era a mea!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ba nu, zice mo\u0219ulic\u0103, din a ta a scos bradul.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O v\u0103duv\u0103 \u015fi o c\u0103lugari\u0163\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toreau cu un avion, care se pr\u0103bu\u015fe\u015fte, iar cele dou\u0103 sunt capturate de un trib de canibali. Sunt duse \u00een fa\u0163a \u015fefului de trib, acesta o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe vaduv\u0103:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2670,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2668"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2671,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2668\/revisions\/2671"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}