{"id":2663,"date":"2024-08-01T12:13:43","date_gmt":"2024-08-01T12:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2663"},"modified":"2024-08-01T12:13:46","modified_gmt":"2024-08-01T12:13:46","slug":"doi-prieteni-la-vanatoare-trage-primul-nu-nimereste-trage-si-celalalt-nimic-futu-i-mama-lui-de-iepuroiincep-sa-se-contrazica-ba-ca-era-iepuroaica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2663","title":{"rendered":"Doi prieteni la vanatoare . Trage primul nu nimereste. Trage si celalalt ..nimic Futu-i mama lui de iepuroi\u2026Incep sa se contrazica..ba ca era iepuroaica\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"916\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5399-916x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2664\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5399-916x1024.jpeg 916w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5399-268x300.jpeg 268w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5399-768x859.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5399.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 916px) 100vw, 916px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o zi Alinuta este observata de colegii de la scoala ca ranjeste \u2026 ranjeste \u2026 si ranjeste \u2026 toata ziua, cand, se prinde cineva sa o intrebe de ce e asa de amuzata:<br>-Alinuto, ce ai patit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banal, primeste un raspuns:<br>-Pai\u2026e mama de vina\u2026azi-dimineata mi-a prins codita prea strans la spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta merge pe drum cu bunica sa. Vede jos un leu.<br>Bunica, se poate sa-l iau?<br>Nu draga, ce-i jos, jos ramane!<br>Mai merg ce mai merg ele si Alinuta gaseste 1, 10, 20, 50, 100 de lei.\u00a0<br>Bunica de asemenea ii zice ca nu se poate sa-i ia. Deodata, bunica se impiedica si cade si ii cere ajutorul Alinutei:<br>Ajuta-ma nepotico, ca singura nu ma pot ridica.<br>Nu bunica, ce-i jos, jos ramine! i-a raspuns fericita nepotica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o zi Alinuta este observata de colegii de la scoala ca ranjeste \u2026 ranjeste \u2026 si ranjeste \u2026 toata ziua, cand, se prinde cineva sa o intrebe de ce e asa de amuzata:-Alinuto, ce ai patit? Banal, primeste un raspuns:-Pai\u2026e mama de vina\u2026azi-dimineata mi-a prins codita prea strans la spate. Alinuta merge pe drum cu &#8230; <a title=\"Doi prieteni la vanatoare . Trage primul nu nimereste. Trage si celalalt ..nimic Futu-i mama lui de iepuroi\u2026Incep sa se contrazica..ba ca era iepuroaica\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2663\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi prieteni la vanatoare . Trage primul nu nimereste. Trage si celalalt ..nimic Futu-i mama lui de iepuroi\u2026Incep sa se contrazica..ba ca era iepuroaica\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2665,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2666,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2663\/revisions\/2666"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}