{"id":2659,"date":"2024-08-01T10:13:20","date_gmt":"2024-08-01T10:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2659"},"modified":"2024-08-01T10:13:23","modified_gmt":"2024-08-01T10:13:23","slug":"un-tip-in-stare-de-ebrietate-isi-duce-prietenii-de-pahar-in-apartamentul-lui-sa-i-culce-langa-pat-se-afla-un-gong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2659","title":{"rendered":"Un tip in stare de ebrietate isi duce prietenii de pahar in apartamentul lui sa-i culce ! Langa pat se afla un gong."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1005\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5388-1005x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5388-1005x1024.jpeg 1005w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5388-294x300.jpeg 294w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5388-768x782.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5388.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1005px) 100vw, 1005px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t:<br>\u2013 Marie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele \u015fi \u00een pat iute!<br>\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, da mai am de lucru.<br>\u2013 Dac-am zis, am zis!<br>Vede Maria c\u0103 n-are \u00eencotro, se conformeaz\u0103. Se pune \u015fi Ion \u00een pat, trage plapuma peste ei \u015fi zice:<br>\u2013 No, acum Marie, s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103t ce ceas cu fosfor mi-am cump\u0103rat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion vine acasa si o gaseste pe Maria dezbracata\u2026<br>\u2013 De ce esti dezbracata, Marie?<br>\u2013 Pai\u2026nu am cu ce sa ma imbrac\u2026<br>\u2013 Cum nu ai? spune Ion si merge la sifonier si il deschide.\u00a0<br>Uite aici: fuste, bluze, salut Gheorghe, rochii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine Ion acas\u0103, am\u0103r\u00e2t, dup\u0103 o vizit\u0103 la dentist. F\u0103r\u0103 s-o salute pe Maria dispare direct \u00een baie.<br>Dup\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 se duce Maria s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat.<br>Ion, dezbr\u0103cat, cu un picior pe chiuvet\u0103 \u0219i unul pe cad\u0103, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i bage o bucat\u0103 de franzel\u0103 \u00een fund.<br>\u2013 Ce faci, Ioane??? Ai \u00eennebunit?<br>\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, M\u0103rie, c\u0103 am fost la dentist, mi-a f\u0103cut o lucrare \u0219i a zis s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc vreo dou\u0103 zile pe partea cealalt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vine Ion acas\u0103 de la ora\u015f \u015fi zice c\u0103tre Maria, hot\u0103r\u00e2t:\u2013 Marie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele \u015fi \u00een pat iute!\u2013 M\u0103 Ioane, da mai am de lucru.\u2013 Dac-am zis, am zis!Vede Maria c\u0103 n-are \u00eencotro, se conformeaz\u0103. Se pune \u015fi Ion \u00een pat, trage plapuma peste ei \u015fi zice:\u2013 No, acum Marie, s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103t ce &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip in stare de ebrietate isi duce prietenii de pahar in apartamentul lui sa-i culce ! Langa pat se afla un gong.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2659\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip in stare de ebrietate isi duce prietenii de pahar in apartamentul lui sa-i culce ! 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