Un renumit profesor universitar \u021bine ni\u0219te cursuri de economie \u0219i banking in Germania. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un student intreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fac pentru a fi un bancher de succes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu ce trebuie s\u0103 faci, ins\u0103 pot s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce nu trebuie s\u0103 faci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Urm\u0103re\u0219te aceste trei reguli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prima: nu imprumuta bani celor care nu au deloc;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A doua: nu imprumuta bani celor care au cu adev\u0103rat nevoie de ei;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A treia: nu imprumuta proprii t\u0103i bani.\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n La \u015fcoal\u0103, la clasa lui Bul\u0103, ora de zoologie. \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:<\/strong>\u2013 Mai, Ionel, ia nume\u015fte tu o insect\u0103!Ionel: \u2013 Albina!Invatatoarea: \u2013 Bul\u0103, ia nume\u015fte \u015fi tu o insect\u0103!Bul\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n P\u0103i, \u2026 albina!\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: \u2013 Asta s-a mai zis o dat\u0103! Ia zi ceva din capul t\u0103u! Bul\u0103: \u2013 P\u0103duchele!\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se \u00eentoarce fata de la \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Conversa\u0163ie cu mama:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cum a fost, e frumos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ahhh\u2026 Doamne, e suuuper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Miroase bine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Extraordinar. Un gentleman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Cina a fost gustoas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Foarte gustoas\u0103. Restaurant select.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dar\u2026 asta\u2026. A fost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 A fost\u2026 e pur \u015fi simplu excep\u0163ional.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vine b\u0103iatul de la \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Conversa\u0163ie cu tata:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Da?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Un renumit profesor universitar \u021bine ni\u0219te cursuri de economie \u0219i banking in Germania. Un student intreab\u0103: \u2013 Ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fac pentru a fi un bancher de succes? \u2013 Nu \u0219tiu ce trebuie s\u0103 faci, ins\u0103 pot s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce nu trebuie s\u0103 faci. Urm\u0103re\u0219te aceste trei reguli: Prima: nu imprumuta bani celor … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2657,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2658,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions\/2658"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}