Merg trei baie\u021bi la examen. Unul de\u0219tept, unul moderat \u0219i unul prost.
Intr\u0103 de\u0219teptul, \u00een scurt timp iese. To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum o fost.
\u2013 Ca de la profesor la profesor.
Intr\u0103 moderatul dup\u0103 aceea iese. To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum a fost.
\u2013 Ca de la elev la profesor.
Intr\u0103 prostul dup\u0103 aceea iese. To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum a fost.
\u2013 Ca de la preot la preot.
\u2013 Cum a\u0219a?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i c\u00e2nd punea el \u00eentrebarile, eu \u00eemi faceam cruce, iar c\u00e2nd eu dadeam raspunsurile, el \u00eesi facea cruce!\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O femeie t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 vine la preot \u015fi se pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 so\u0163ul o \u00een\u015fal\u0103. Preotul \u00eei spune:
\u2013 Nu cred una ca asta, el a\u015fa om cumsecade\u2026
\u2013 Da p\u0103rinte, p\u0103i uite, am \u015fi dovada \u2013 \u015fi scoate o pereche de chilo\u0163i femeie\u015fti.
\u2013 Bine, am s\u0103-l chem \u015fi am s\u0103 discut cu el. Iar chilo\u0163ii i-a luat \u00een semn de dovad\u0103 \u015fi i-a pus \u00een buzunar.
Ajunge el acas\u0103, copilul cere ni\u015fte m\u0103run\u0163i\u015f pentru \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103, \u0219i pentru c\u0103 nu avea m\u0103runt, preotul \u00eei spune preotesei:
\u2013 Maria, ia din haina mea, c\u0103 pare-se c\u0103 aveam ceva m\u0103runt.
Se duce Maria, bag\u0103 m\u00e2na \u00een buzunarul hainei \u015fi c\u00e2nd acolo g\u0103se\u015fte chilo\u0163ii, \u00eei ia, se apropie de so\u0163 \u015fi-l s\u0103rut\u0103, El nedumerit de cele \u00eent\u00e2mplate \u015fi mai ales de reac\u0163ia ei, a amu\u0163it, g\u00e2ndindu-se cum s\u0103-i explice ne\u00een\u0163elegerea, iar ea:
\u2013 Nu \u015ftiam, dragule, c\u0103 m\u0103 iube\u015fti a\u015fa tare, \u00eenc\u00e2t \u015fi chilo\u0163ii mei \u00eei por\u0163i cu tine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Merg trei baie\u021bi la examen. Unul de\u0219tept, unul moderat \u0219i unul prost.Intr\u0103 de\u0219teptul, \u00een scurt timp iese. To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum o fost.\u2013 Ca de la profesor la profesor.Intr\u0103 moderatul dup\u0103 aceea iese. To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum a fost.\u2013 Ca de la elev la profesor.Intr\u0103 prostul dup\u0103 aceea iese. To\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cum a fost.\u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2650,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2649"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2651,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649\/revisions\/2651"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}