Ion \u0218i Maria, Trecu\u021bi De Prima Tinere\u021be Ion \u0218i Maria, trecu\u021bi nu nu De Prima Tinere\u021be, Decid S\u0103 Fac\u0103 Amor: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ioane, Pune-ti Prezervativul! \u2013 Pentru Ce, M\u0103rie? la v\u00e2rsta ta, \u021bi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu ram\u00e2i \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, mi-e team\u0103 s\u0103 nu iau salmonela, am auzit c\u0103 se dezvolt\u0103 \u00een ou\u0103le vechi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia unui politician divor\u021beaz\u0103. Judec\u0103torul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Deci, doamn\u0103, care este motivul divor\u021bului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Onorat\u0103 instan\u021b\u0103, toat\u0103 noaptea nu face altceva dec\u00eet s\u0103 se roteasc\u0103 \u00een jurul patului \u0219i s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u00eet de bine o s\u0103-mi fie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion se \u00eentoarce de la c\u00e2mp si o gaseste pe Maria \u00een pat cu Gheorghe (prietenul lui cel mai bun).
Da cu coasa de pam\u00e2nt si zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 No, ba Marie. Cu cel mai bun prieten al meu?!? C\u00e2te am facut eu pentru tine\u2026
Te-am luat, te-am educat si \u00eembracat, nu te pun sa faci de m\u00e2ncare\u2026
Si tu ba Gheorghe\u2026 Am fost prieteni de mici baaaaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2te batai am luat de la tactu \u00eencerc\u00e2nd sa te scap pe tine baaaa\u2026.
Si dati-o in p\u2026 mea de treaba, nici macar c\u00e2nd vorbesc cu voi nu va opriti din f\u2026!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O femeie se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 diminea\u0163\u0103. B\u0103rbatul o \u00eentreab\u0103 unde a fost p\u00een\u0103 la ora aia, la care femeia r\u0103spunde c\u0103 a dormit la cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a ei. B\u0103rbatul d\u0103 telefon la 10 cele mai bune prietene ale so\u0163iei. Nici una nu-i confirm\u0103 ca a dormit noaptea la ea\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Se \u00eentoarce b\u0103rbatul diminea\u0163\u0103 acas\u0103. Femeia \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 unde a fost p\u00een\u0103 la ora aia. El r\u0103spunde c\u0103 a dormit acas\u0103 la cel mai bun prieten. Femeia telefoneaz\u0103 la 10 cei mai buni prieteni ai so\u0163ului ei \u015fi, din to\u0163i, 8 \u00eei confirm\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eentr-adev\u0103r noaptea precedent\u0103 so\u0163ul ei a dormit la ei, iar ceilal\u0163i 2 insist\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 se afl\u0103 acolo\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ion \u0218i Maria, Trecu\u021bi De Prima Tinere\u021be Ion \u0218i Maria, trecu\u021bi nu nu De Prima Tinere\u021be, Decid S\u0103 Fac\u0103 Amor: \u2013 Ioane, Pune-ti Prezervativul! \u2013 Pentru Ce, M\u0103rie? la v\u00e2rsta ta, \u021bi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu ram\u00e2i \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103? \u2013 Nu, mi-e team\u0103 s\u0103 nu iau salmonela, am auzit c\u0103 se dezvolt\u0103 \u00een ou\u0103le vechi. CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2641,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2640"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5264,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2640\/revisions\/5264"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}