{"id":2637,"date":"2024-07-30T16:51:16","date_gmt":"2024-07-30T16:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2637"},"modified":"2024-07-30T16:51:19","modified_gmt":"2024-07-30T16:51:19","slug":"intr-un-autobuz-un-barbat-se-uita-cu-jand-la-o-calugarita-cand-cobora-din-autobuz-soferul-ii-spuse-barbatului-ca-pe-drum-nu-si-putuse-lua-ochii-de-la-calugarita-uite-te-ajut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2637","title":{"rendered":"\u00centr-un autobuz un b\u0103rbat se uit\u0103 cu jand la o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103. C\u00e2nd cobora din autobuz \u0219oferul \u00eei spuse b\u0103rbatului c\u0103 pe drum nu-\u0219i putuse lua ochii de la c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103: \u2013 Uite, te ajut."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00centr-un\u00a0<strong>autobuz\u00a0<\/strong>un\u00a0<strong>b\u0103rbat\u00a0<\/strong>se uit\u0103 cu jand la o\u00a0<strong>c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103<\/strong>. C\u00e2nd cobora din autobuz\u00a0<strong>\u0219oferul\u00a0<\/strong>\u00eei spuse b\u0103rbatului c\u0103 pe\u00a0<strong>drum\u00a0<\/strong>nu-\u0219i putuse lua ochii de la c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103: \u2013 Uite, te ajut. M\u00e2ine c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021ba merge s\u0103 se \u00eenchine la troi\u021ba de acolo, de pe deal. A doua zi\u00a0<strong>b\u0103rbatul\u00a0<\/strong>st\u0103tea ascuns dup\u0103 troi\u021b\u0103. Calugari\u021ba vine \u0219i incepe s\u0103 se \u00eenchine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103rbatul \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i spune: \u2013 Eu sunt Dumnezeu \u0219i vreu s\u0103-\u021bi iau virginitatea. Iese din\u00a0<strong>ascunzatoare\u00a0<\/strong>\u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 o fac\u0103. Dup\u0103 cateva minute b\u0103rbatul spune: \u2013 Eu nu sunt\u00a0<strong>Dumnezeu<\/strong>, eu sunt b\u0103rbatul care a stat ieri \u00een\u00a0<strong>spatele\u00a0<\/strong>t\u0103u \u00een autobuz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care calugari\u021ba\u00a0<strong>spune<\/strong>: -Nu-i nimic\u2026Nici eu nu-s c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103..sunt \u0219oferul autobuzului.\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-un\u00a0autobuz\u00a0un\u00a0b\u0103rbat\u00a0se uit\u0103 cu jand la o\u00a0c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103. C\u00e2nd cobora din autobuz\u00a0\u0219oferul\u00a0\u00eei spuse b\u0103rbatului c\u0103 pe\u00a0drum\u00a0nu-\u0219i putuse lua ochii de la c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103: \u2013 Uite, te ajut. M\u00e2ine c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021ba merge s\u0103 se \u00eenchine la troi\u021ba de acolo, de pe deal. A doua zi\u00a0b\u0103rbatul\u00a0st\u0103tea ascuns dup\u0103 troi\u021b\u0103. Calugari\u021ba vine \u0219i incepe s\u0103 se \u00eenchine. B\u0103rbatul \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i &#8230; <a title=\"\u00centr-un autobuz un b\u0103rbat se uit\u0103 cu jand la o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103. C\u00e2nd cobora din autobuz \u0219oferul \u00eei spuse b\u0103rbatului c\u0103 pe drum nu-\u0219i putuse lua ochii de la c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103: \u2013 Uite, te ajut.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2637\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u00centr-un autobuz un b\u0103rbat se uit\u0103 cu jand la o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103. 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