Nevasta unui ardelean vrea s\u0103 dea divor\u0163. Ajun\u015fi \u00een fa\u0163a judec\u0103torului, ea spune:
\u2013 De 10 ani s\u00eentem c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu am f\u0103cut dragoste!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Judec\u0103torul, mirat, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe ardelean:
\u2013 B\u0103, tu ori nu vrei, ori nu po\u0163i, ori nu \u015ftii?
Ardeleanul r\u0103spunde:
\u2013 De putut, pot; de vrut, vreau, \u015fi de \u015ftiut, \u015ftiu; dar nu v\u0103d de ce at\u00eeta grab\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103, neav\u00e2nd studii, se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 o ferm\u0103.
\u00cen prima lun\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 100 de pui, \u00een a doua lun\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i mai cump\u0103r\u0103 100 \u0219i tot a\u0219a timp de un an. Dup\u0103 un an se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu \u0218trul\u0103:
\u2013 Ce-\u021bi mai face ferma, m\u0103i Bul\u0103? \u00eentreba \u0218trul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
R\u0103u, \u0218trul\u0103, r\u0103u!
\u2013 Da\u2019 de ce?
\u2013 P\u0103i nu mai am nici un pui!
\u2013 Cum a\u0219a?!
\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu, m\u0103. Cred c\u0103 fac ceva gre\u0219it. Ori \u00eei plantez prea ad\u00e2nc ori nu \u00eei ud destul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Nevasta unui ardelean vrea s\u0103 dea divor\u0163. Ajun\u015fi \u00een fa\u0163a judec\u0103torului, ea spune:\u2013 De 10 ani s\u00eentem c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu am f\u0103cut dragoste! Judec\u0103torul, mirat, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe ardelean:\u2013 B\u0103, tu ori nu vrei, ori nu po\u0163i, ori nu \u015ftii?Ardeleanul r\u0103spunde:\u2013 De putut, pot; de vrut, vreau, \u015fi de \u015ftiut, \u015ftiu; dar nu v\u0103d … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2626,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2625"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2627,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2625\/revisions\/2627"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}