<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alinuta statea in camera si la geam apare o bufnita :
\u2013 buhuuuuhuuuuuuu!
Alinuta se ingramadeste sub perna dar bufnita in continuare \u201ebuhuuhuuuu\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Speriata aceaste se duce la maicasa si zice:
-Mama ma mananca pasarica!
Mama zice :
-Scarpina-te si lasa-ma in pace!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**
Vecinii Alinutei erau foarte fericiti deoarece fetita ranjea mereu. Intr-o buna zi o vecina o intreba:
\u2013 De ce razi mereu, fata mamii?
\u2013 Nu rad, mi-a strans mama coditele prea tare!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion se \u00eentoarce de la c\u00e2mp si o gaseste pe Maria \u00een pat cu Gheorghe (prietenul lui cel mai bun).
Da cu coasa de pam\u00e2nt si zice:
\u2013 No, ba Marie. Cu cel mai bun prieten al meu?!? C\u00e2te am facut eu pentru tine\u2026
Te-am luat, te-am educat si \u00eembracat, nu te pun sa faci de m\u00e2ncare\u2026
Si tu ba Gheorghe\u2026 Am fost prieteni de mici baaaaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2te batai am luat de la tactu \u00eencerc\u00e2nd sa te scap pe tine baaaa\u2026.
Si dati-o in p\u2026 mea de treaba, nici macar nu va opriti din f\u2026c\u00e2nd vorbesc cu voi!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f
Profesoara \u00eei \u00eentreaba pe copii ce man\u00e2nca ei acasa.
Bula:
\u2013 Ceai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profa \u00eei spune ca nu e bine, ca o sa aiba inspectie si ca daca \u00eel \u00eentreaba ce man\u00e2nca sa spuna ca man\u00e2nca friptura\u2026
A doua zi \u2013 inspectie.
Inspectorul:
\u2013 Ce m\u00eencati voi acasa, copii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bula:
\u2013 Friptura.
\u2013 Toata ziua friptura?
\u2013 Da!
\u2013 Si c\u00e2ta friptura man\u00eenci tu, Bula, seara?
\u2013 Cam doua cani!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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