{"id":2613,"date":"2024-07-29T17:21:00","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T17:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2613"},"modified":"2025-11-20T19:46:24","modified_gmt":"2025-11-20T19:46:24","slug":"fiica-mea-tocmai-implineste-azi-14-ani-insa-era-mofturoasa-nevoie-mare-pentru-ca-a-sunat-o-prietenul-dis-de-dimineata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2613","title":{"rendered":"Fiic\u0103-mea tocmai \u00eempline\u015fte azi 14 ani, \u00eens\u0103 era mofturoas\u0103 nevoie mare pentru c\u0103 a sunat-o prietenul dis-de-diminea\u0163\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"485\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9817.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9817.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9817-300x239.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Fiic\u0103-mea tocmai \u00eempline\u015fte azi 14 ani, \u00eens\u0103 era mofturoas\u0103 nevoie mare pentru c\u0103 a sunat-o prietenul dis-de-diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi i-a spus c\u0103 nu poate veni la petrecerea aniversar\u0103. Vr\u00e2nd s-o mai \u00eembunez, m\u0103 duc la ea \u015fi-i spun, z\u00e2mbind:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bun\u0103 diminea\u0163a, domni\u015foar\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S-o crezi tu! \u00eemi r\u0103spunse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ei, las\u0103, nu mai fi a\u015fa bosumflat\u0103\u2026 La mul\u0163i ani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S-o crezi tu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hai, hai, vino s\u0103 te \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fez\u2026 Uite ce fat\u0103 mare are tata!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S-o crezi tu! \u00eemi r\u0103spunse \u015fi fugi repede \u00een camera ei<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un v\u00e2n\u0103tor pleac\u0103 \u00eentr-un safari cu soacra \u015fi cu so\u0163ia.<\/strong>\u00centr-o sear\u0103 soacra se r\u0103t\u0103ce\u015fte prin jungl\u0103, astfel c\u0103 v\u00e2n\u0103torul \u015fi so\u0163ia pleac\u0103 s\u0103 o caute. Dup\u0103 ore de c\u0103ut\u0103ri, o g\u0103sesc \u00eentr-un tufi\u015f, \u00eempietrit\u0103 de groaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unui leu care r\u0103gea din to\u0163i r\u0103runchii. V\u0103z\u00e2nd asta so\u0163ia zice v\u00e2n\u0103torului:\u2013 Hei, ce facem acum?!\u2013 Nimic, draga mea, r\u0103spunde v\u00e2n\u0103torul. Leul \u0103sta s-a b\u0103gat singur \u00een treaba asta murdar\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 las\u0103-l s\u0103 se descurce singur!\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE SI\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sabia lui \u0218tefan cel Mare expus\u0103 la Topkap\u0131 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Imagineaz\u0103-\u021bi c\u0103 vizitezi Palatul Topkap\u0131, fostul palat al sultanilor otomani. Treci prin s\u0103li pline de turbane, pumnale cu pietre pre\u021bioase, armuri \u00eencrustate, aur peste tot. La un moment dat, \u00een sala armelor, printre scuturi indiene \u0219i s\u0103bii orientale, vezi o lam\u0103 simpl\u0103, lung\u0103, cu o pl\u0103cu\u021b\u0103 mic\u0103: \u201eStephen the Great, Prince of Moldavia\u201d. \u0218i, brusc, nu mai e\u0219ti doar turist. E\u0219ti \u00een fa\u021ba unei buc\u0103\u021bi din istoria ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sabia lui \u0218tefan cel Mare expus\u0103 la Topkap\u0131 nu arat\u0103 ca un trofeu ostentativ. Nu are diamante, nu e \u00eenconjurat\u0103 de aur. E f\u0103cut\u0103 din o\u021bel de Toledo, unul dintre cele mai apreciate materiale pentru arme \u00een Evul Mediu. Are aproximativ 125 cm lungime, o lam\u0103 dreapt\u0103, cu dou\u0103 t\u0103i\u0219uri, \u0219i un m\u00e2ner \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een s\u00e2rm\u0103 de argint. La cap\u0103tul m\u00e2nerului se vede stema Moldovei \u0219i inscrip\u021bia \u00een slavon\u0103: \u201eIo \u0218tefan Voievod, domn al \u021a\u0103rii Moldovei\u201d. L\u00e2ng\u0103 ea, muzeul scrie, sec, numele lui \u0219i at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Povestea sabiei \u00eencepe, de fapt, ca un omagiu. Dup\u0103 victoria de la Vaslui (1475), c\u00e2nd Moldova a oprit o mare armat\u0103 otoman\u0103, \u0218tefan prime\u0219te aceast\u0103 sabie \u00een dar de la papa Sixt al IV-lea, ca recunoa\u0219tere a rolului s\u0103u \u00een ap\u0103rarea cre\u0219tin\u0103t\u0103\u021bii. Un fel de \u201emedalie de onoare\u201d sub form\u0103 de arm\u0103, care spune lumii c\u0103 voievodul de la marginea Europei nu e doar un localnic \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat, ci un juc\u0103tor mare pe harta politic\u0103 a vremii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum a ajuns sabia la turci? Istoricii \u0219i legendele se contrazic. O variant\u0103 spune c\u0103 \u0218tefan ar fi trimis sabia la Istanbul chiar \u00eenainte de moarte, ca gest diplomatic fa\u021b\u0103 de sultan, recunosc\u00e2nd puterea acestuia \u0219i \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 asigure o pace fragil\u0103 pentru Moldova. Alta spune c\u0103 sabia a fost luat\u0103 cu for\u021ba, mult dup\u0103 moartea lui, c\u00e2nd, \u00een timpul primei domnii a lui Petru Rare\u0219, otomanii au intrat \u00een Moldova, au jefuit tezaurul \u0219i au dus cu ei \u0219i aceste relicve. Adev\u0103rul exact nu-l \u0219tie nimeni, dar arma unui voievod care s-a luptat toat\u0103 via\u021ba cu Imperiul Otoman a ajuns trofeu \u00een palatul sultanilor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen muzeele din Rom\u00e2nia avem doar copii ale sabiei. Originalul e acolo, p\u0103zit de gardieni turci, vizitat de turi\u0219ti din toat\u0103 lumea. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, mai trece c\u00e2te un grup de rom\u00e2ni care se opre\u0219te brusc \u00een fa\u021ba vitrinei: \u201eUite sabia lui \u0218tefan cel Mare. E la ei, nu la noi.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au existat chiar discu\u021bii la un moment dat, despre un posibil \u201eschimb cultural\u201d: Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 sabia lui \u0218tefan, iar Turcia s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 \u00een schimb alte piese de patrimoniu, precum sabia lui Sinan Pa\u0219a. Negocierile nu s-au finalizat niciodat\u0103. Din perspectiva Turciei, sabia este un trofeu istoric \u0219i o pies\u0103 valoroas\u0103 din colec\u021bia Topkap\u0131. Din perspectiva noastr\u0103, e un simbol rupt din identitatea na\u021bional\u0103 \u0219i dus \u00een exil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd o prive\u0219ti, senza\u021bia e ciudat\u0103. Nu e doar m\u00e2ndrie. E \u0219i un mic nod \u00een g\u00e2t. Obiectul care poart\u0103 numele celui mai iubit domnitor al Moldovei, canonizat, prezent \u00een manuale, statui, biserici, nu st\u0103 \u00eentr-o vitrin\u0103 la Suceava, Ia\u0219i sau Bucure\u0219ti, ci la Istanbul, \u00eentre arme str\u0103ine. Istoria, \u00eens\u0103, nu \u021bine cont de ce \u201eni se pare corect\u201d. Ea \u00ee\u0219i plimb\u0103 obiectele pe unde vrea: r\u0103zboaie, jafuri, tratate, daruri diplomatice, dezinteres, toate se amestec\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sabia lui \u0218tefan cel Mare de la Topkap\u0131 e mai mult dec\u00e2t o pies\u0103 de metal. E o oglind\u0103 \u00een care vezi, \u00een acela\u0219i timp, gloria \u0219i vulnerabilitatea noastr\u0103. Arat\u0103 c\u00e2t de sus a ajuns Moldova \u00een mentalul Europei medievale \u0219i, \u00een acela\u0219i timp, c\u00e2t de u\u0219or pot ajunge simbolurile unei \u021b\u0103ri s\u0103 fie expuse, ca obiecte, \u00eentr-un muzeu str\u0103in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unii v\u0103d \u00een ea o umilin\u021b\u0103, al\u021bii un motiv de m\u00e2ndrie. Dar, indiferent cum o prive\u0219ti, un lucru e sigur: dac\u0103 ajungi la Istanbul \u0219i treci pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 vitrina aceea, nu mai e\u0219ti doar vizitator. E\u0219ti martor la o bucat\u0103 de istorie rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u201e\u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103\u201d \u00een o\u021bel, la sute de kilometri de cas\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa: Pagina Educa\u021bie<br>Stiai asta? \u2026<br><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Fiic\u0103-mea tocmai \u00eempline\u015fte azi 14 ani, \u00eens\u0103 era mofturoas\u0103 nevoie mare pentru c\u0103 a sunat-o prietenul dis-de-diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi i-a spus c\u0103 nu poate veni la petrecerea aniversar\u0103. Vr\u00e2nd s-o mai \u00eembunez, m\u0103 duc la ea \u015fi-i spun, z\u00e2mbind: \u2013 Bun\u0103 diminea\u0163a, domni\u015foar\u0103! \u2013 S-o crezi tu! \u00eemi r\u0103spunse. 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