La scoala, \u00eenvatatoarea catre elevi: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cine stie care este cea mai puternica moneda din lume?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ala eu, ala eu. Raspunde Ionel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dolarul american.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Foarte bine, Ionel. Argumenteaza\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pai tata mi-a spus ca daca esti \u00een America si ai dolari, poti sa faci orice\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, nu-i rau. Acuma raspunde si tu, Vasilica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Lira sterlina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si tu ai dreptate, spune de ce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pentru ca o lira sterlina valoreaza doi dolari americani, deci este mai mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Foarte bine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centre timp Bula e si el tot cu m\u00e2na pe sus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bula, spune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cea mai puternica moneda e ciocanul libanez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum adica mai Bula, ce e aia ciocanul libanez?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pai eu asa l-am auzit pe tata zic\u00e2ndu-i lui sora mea aseara, \u201cIa mai du-te draga pe la libanezul ala sa-ti dea niste ciocane, sa ne luam si noi masina\u2026\u201d\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trece Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie prin p\u0103dure \u015fi se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte cu lupul care-i spune:<\/strong>\u2013 Scufi\u0163o, tu ai o broscu\u0163\u0103, eu am o chei\u0163\u0103. Hai s\u0103-\u0163i deschid broscu\u0163a cu chei\u0163a mea.Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie fu de acord. Mai t\u00e2rziu Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie ajunge la bunicu\u0163\u0103.\u2013 Ce faci Scufi\u0163o?\u2013 Bine, bunicu\u0163o. Uite m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu lupul \u015fi mi-a zis c\u0103 el are o chei\u0163\u0103, eu am o broscu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eempreun\u0103 s\u0103 deschidem broscu\u0163a mea cu chei\u0163a lui.\u2013 Lua-l-ar naiba de lup. Mie mi-a zis c\u0103 are o trompet\u0103 \u015fi m-a pus s\u0103 suflu \u00een ea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La scoala, \u00eenvatatoarea catre elevi: \u2013 Cine stie care este cea mai puternica moneda din lume? Ala eu, ala eu. Raspunde Ionel: Dolarul american. \u2013 Foarte bine, Ionel. Argumenteaza\u2026 \u2013 Pai tata mi-a spus ca daca esti \u00een America si ai dolari, poti sa faci orice\u201d. \u2013 Da, nu-i rau. Acuma raspunde si tu, Vasilica. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2533,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2532"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2534,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532\/revisions\/2534"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}