{"id":2529,"date":"2024-07-29T10:13:25","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T10:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2529"},"modified":"2025-11-20T20:16:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-20T20:16:44","slug":"o-blonda-isi-cumpara-un-porsche-ultimul-tip-rosu-pe-drum-i-se-strica-masina-si-ca-orice-sofer-deschide-capota-si-surpriza-vede-ca-nu-mai-are-motor-speriata-nu-stie-ce-sa-faca-dar-norocul-vine-de","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2529","title":{"rendered":"O blonda \u00ee\u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103 un Porsche ultimul tip, ro\u015fu.Pe drum i se stric\u0103 ma\u015fina \u015fi ca orice \u015fofer deschide capota"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br>      <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"684\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9821.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9821.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9821-268x300.jpeg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda \u00ee\u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103 un Porsche ultimul tip, ro\u015fu.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe drum i se stric\u0103 ma\u015fina \u015fi ca orice \u015fofer deschide capota \u015fi surpriz\u0103:&nbsp; vede c\u0103 nu mai are motor .&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speriat\u0103, nu \u015ftie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103, dar norocul vine de la un alt Porsche ro\u015fu care opre\u015fte l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea. De la volan se d\u0103 jos o alt\u0103 blond\u0103 dornic\u0103 s\u0103 o ajute:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce-ai p\u0103\u0163it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, cred c\u0103 mi-am pierdut motorul pe drum\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu-\u0163i f\u0103 griji c\u0103 am eu unul de rezerv\u0103 \u00een portbagaj\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Patru femei se laudau cu copiii lor.<\/strong>\u2013 Fiul meu este preot. Este foarte respectat, zice prima.\u2013 Al meu este si mai bine vazut, este episcop, se lauda a doua.\u2013 Ei, al meu e cel mai reusit in viata, este cardinal. Toata lumea il respecta, spune a treia.\u2013 Imi pare rau, dar fiul meu e mai bine vazut ca ai vostri, spune a patra.\u2013 Ei, asta-i ! Doar nu e Papa !\u2013 Nu, e stripper. Si cand se dezbraca, toata lumea spune \u201cDumnezeule !\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O blonda \u00ee\u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103 un Porsche ultimul tip, ro\u015fu.\u00a0 Pe drum i se stric\u0103 ma\u015fina \u015fi ca orice \u015fofer deschide capota \u015fi surpriz\u0103:&nbsp; vede c\u0103 nu mai are motor .&nbsp; Speriat\u0103, nu \u015ftie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103, dar norocul vine de la un alt Porsche ro\u015fu care opre\u015fte l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea. 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