{"id":2526,"date":"2024-07-29T08:09:56","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T08:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2025-11-21T09:36:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T09:36:44","slug":"se-apropie-ziua-de-nastere-a-unui-vames-iar-colegii-lui-nu-stiu-ce-cadou-sa-i-faca-zice-unul-hai-sa-i-cumparam-un-ferrariceilalti-protesteaza-e-prea-putin-ma-ce-naiba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2526","title":{"rendered":"Se apropie ziua de nastere a unui vames iar colegii lui nu stiu ce cadou sa-i faca."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"714\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9844.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9844.webp 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9844-256x300.webp 256w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Se apropie ziua de nastere a unui vames iar colegii lui nu stiu ce cadou sa-i faca. Zice unul: \u201eHai sa-i cumparam un Ferrari!\u201d<br>Ceilalti protesteaza: \u201eE prea putin, ma, ce naiba!?\u201d<br>Altul: Hai sa-i luam o vila in Elvetia!<br>Ceilal\u0163i: \u201eE prea putin, sa fim seriosi, e colegul nostru de atatia ani!\u201d<br>Altul: \u201eHai sa-i dam spaga pe care o luam intr-o zi!\u201d<br>Ceilal\u0163i: \u201eE prea mult\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce mo\u0219 Gheorghe la dentist si-ntreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Taic\u0103, solu\u021bie de dizolvat din\u021bii, ave\u021bi?<br>\u2013 Tataie, lumea vine aici s\u0103-\u0219i pun\u0103 din\u021bii, nu s\u0103-i strice, r\u0103spunde doctorul. Da\u2019 de ce-ti trebuie solu\u021bia?<br>\u2013 Uite taic\u0103, mi-am inghi\u021bit placa \u0219i de-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 duc la WC \u0219i-apoi dau s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219terg, m\u0103 mu\u0219c\u0103 de degete..!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Se apropie ziua de nastere a unui vames iar colegii lui nu stiu ce cadou sa-i faca. Zice unul: \u201eHai sa-i cumparam un Ferrari!\u201dCeilalti protesteaza: \u201eE prea putin, ma, ce naiba!?\u201dAltul: Hai sa-i luam o vila in Elvetia!Ceilal\u0163i: \u201eE prea putin, sa fim seriosi, e colegul nostru de atatia ani!\u201dAltul: &#8230; <a title=\"Se apropie ziua de nastere a unui vames iar colegii lui nu stiu ce cadou sa-i faca.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2526\" aria-label=\"Read more about Se apropie ziua de nastere a unui vames iar colegii lui nu stiu ce cadou sa-i faca.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6441,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2526"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6445,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions\/6445"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}