{"id":2523,"date":"2024-07-28T15:10:29","date_gmt":"2024-07-28T15:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2523"},"modified":"2025-11-21T09:53:24","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T09:53:24","slug":"profesoara-intreaba-in-clasa-lui-bula-ce-este-titanicul-copiii-incep-sa-si-dea-cu-presupusul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2523","title":{"rendered":"Profesoara \u00eentreaba \u00een clasa lui Bula ce este Titanicul. Copiii \u00eencep sa-si dea cu presupusul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br>        <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"906\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9839.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9839.webp 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9839-202x300.webp 202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara \u00eentreaba \u00een clasa lui Bula ce este Titanicul. Copiii \u00eencep sa-si dea cu presupusul: o marca de ceas, o marca de blugi, o marca de parfum, p\u00e2na vine r\u00e2ndul lui Bula:- Tot asa, Titanicul a fost un mare transatlantic care \u00een primul sau drum, \u00eentr-o noapte, navig\u00e2nd \u00een Atlanticul de Nord la limita cu Oceanul \u00cenghetat s-a lovit de un evreu si s-a \u00eenecat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula! Tipa profesoara, nu se putea sa nu spui si prostii\u2026 aproape eram sa-ti trec un 10 \u00een catalog c\u00e2nd ai dat-o-n bara\u2026.. De unde evrei \u00een Oceanul \u00cenghetat de Nord?- Dar ce, tot asa, vreti sa spuneti ca AISBERG este nume rom\u00e2nesc?\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Cica s-a dus Bula \u00een pauza si a scris apasa<\/strong>t&nbsp;<strong>pe tabla<\/strong>: \u201cEu s\u00eent cel mai tare barbat. Bula.\u201d\u00cenvatatoarea, o femeie t\u00eenara si draguta, intra \u00een clasa, se uita la tabla si citeste. Apoi \u00eei spune lui Bula:- Dupa ora, sa ma astepti \u00een fata cancelariei.\u00cen pauza, \u00eenainte de a se duce la cancelarie, Bula le spune colegilor:- Ati vazut, mai baieti, ce importanta este reclama?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Profesoara \u00eentreaba \u00een clasa lui Bula ce este Titanicul. Copiii \u00eencep sa-si dea cu presupusul: o marca de ceas, o marca de blugi, o marca de parfum, p\u00e2na vine r\u00e2ndul lui Bula:- Tot asa, Titanicul a fost un mare transatlantic care \u00een primul sau drum, \u00eentr-o noapte, navig\u00e2nd \u00een Atlanticul &#8230; <a title=\"Profesoara \u00eentreaba \u00een clasa lui Bula ce este Titanicul. Copiii \u00eencep sa-si dea cu presupusul\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2523\" aria-label=\"Read more about Profesoara \u00eentreaba \u00een clasa lui Bula ce este Titanicul. Copiii \u00eencep sa-si dea cu presupusul\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6447,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2523"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6449,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523\/revisions\/6449"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}