{"id":2516,"date":"2024-07-28T11:50:24","date_gmt":"2024-07-28T11:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2516"},"modified":"2024-07-28T11:50:27","modified_gmt":"2024-07-28T11:50:27","slug":"trei-blonde-merg-intr-o-seara-pe-strada-la-un-moment-dat-fetele-se-impiedica-de-un-betiv-care-doarme-pe-trotuar-prima-spune-se-uita-si-spune-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2516","title":{"rendered":"Trei blonde merg intr-o seara pe strada. La un moment dat fetele se impiedica de un betiv care doarme pe trotuar.Prima spune..Se uita si spune:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"913\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Screenshot_2024-07-28-14-39-50-803_com.facebook.katana-edit-913x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Screenshot_2024-07-28-14-39-50-803_com.facebook.katana-edit-913x1024.jpg 913w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Screenshot_2024-07-28-14-39-50-803_com.facebook.katana-edit-268x300.jpg 268w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Screenshot_2024-07-28-14-39-50-803_com.facebook.katana-edit-768x861.jpg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/Screenshot_2024-07-28-14-39-50-803_com.facebook.katana-edit.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 913px) 100vw, 913px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi tineri c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi hot\u0103r\u0103sc ca de c\u00e2te ori se \u00een\u0219eal\u0103, s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00eentr-un borcan c\u00e2te o boab\u0103 de fasole. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajung\u00e2nd la nunta de aur, se decid s\u0103 afle adev\u0103rul \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i arate unul altuia borcanul. Ambii aveau c\u00e2te dou\u0103 boabe \u00een\u0103untru:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tu cu cine m-ai \u00een\u0219elat?, \u00eentreab\u0103 femeia.<br>\u2013 Prima oar\u0103 cu guvernanta \u0219i a doua cu sora ta! Dar tu?<br>\u2013 Prima oar\u0103 cu c\u0103pitanul regimentului \u0219i a doua oar\u0103 cu regimentul c\u0103pitanului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 \u00een ora de biologie. Profesoara \u00eentreab\u0103:Ce este verde \u015fi sare pe c\u00e2mpie? R\u0103spuns din clas\u0103:Broasca!Corect, dar putea fi \u015fi un greiere. Ce este maro \u015fi sare prin p\u0103dure? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>R\u0103spuns din clas\u0103:C\u0103prioara!<br>Corect, dar putea fi \u015fi un cerb. Bul\u0103 agitat cere permisiunea de a pune \u015fi el o \u00eentrebare:Ce este tare c\u00e2nd se ia \u00een gur\u0103, iar moale \u015fi lipicioas\u0103 c\u00e2nd se scoate? Profesoara ofensat\u0103 \u00eei trage vreo dou\u0103 perechi de palme lui Bul\u0103 care zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Corect, dar putea fi si o gum\u0103 de mestecat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe un drum de tara un politist pe motoreta urmareste o carutasi intreaba taranul care statea pe capra:<br>\u2013 Domnule nu ti-ai dat seama ca nevasta-ta a cazut din caruta la cativa kilometri de aici?!La care taranul:<br>\u2013 Doamne ajuta! Am crezut ca am depasit viteza legala!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotia mea a fost asistenta unui magician multi ani.A invatat cateva trucuri bune de la el.De exemplu, vin ieri de la munca, intru in dormitor,ea ma vede si striga ABRACADABRA. Deodata, ce sa vezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prietenul meu Razvan a iesit dezbracat din dulap.Am ras cu lacrimi, saracul Razvan, mi-era mila de el,cred ca se intreba ce dracu\u2019 s-a intamplat de a ajuns gol la mine-n dulap.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi tineri c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi hot\u0103r\u0103sc ca de c\u00e2te ori se \u00een\u0219eal\u0103, s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00eentr-un borcan c\u00e2te o boab\u0103 de fasole. Ajung\u00e2nd la nunta de aur, se decid s\u0103 afle adev\u0103rul \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i arate unul altuia borcanul. Ambii aveau c\u00e2te dou\u0103 boabe \u00een\u0103untru: \u2013 Tu cu cine m-ai \u00een\u0219elat?, \u00eentreab\u0103 femeia.\u2013 Prima oar\u0103 cu guvernanta \u0219i a &#8230; <a title=\"Trei blonde merg intr-o seara pe strada. 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