O tip\u0103 blond\u0103, superb\u0103, la volanul unei ma\u0219ini superbe, opre\u0219te la semafor.Apare \u201eaurolacul\u201d zonei \u0219i-i cere o \u021bigar\u0103. Blonda i-o ofer\u0103 imediat ca s\u0103 scape mai repede de el.
\u00centre timp, se face verde \u0219i tipa demareaz\u0103 \u00een tromb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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La urm\u0103torul semafor, \u00een mod ciudat, apare acela\u0219i individ:
\u2013 Doamn\u0103, d\u0103-mi te rog \u0219i un foc.Tipa \u00eei d\u0103 bricheta cu totul, ca s\u0103-l vad\u0103 plecat mai repede de l\u00e2ng\u0103 ma\u0219ina ei \u0219i porne\u0219te mai departe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La al treilea semafor, acela\u0219i individ (spre exasperarea blondei):\u2013 Doamn\u0103, ai fost o dam\u0103 bun\u0103 cu mine. A\u0219a c\u0103, dac\u0103-mi dai 10 lei, te \u00eenv\u0103\u021b s\u0103 ie\u0219i din giratoriu.
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CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bul se tot foia \u00een pat.. La un moment dat, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bia :
\u2013 Iubito, ce vei face dac\u0103 m\u00e2ine mor ?
\u2013 Ceeee ? \u00eentreab\u0103 ea adormit\u0103
\u2013 Ce vei face dac\u0103 eu voi muri m\u00e2ine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Voi fi devastat\u0103.. r\u0103spunde ea.. deja trezit\u0103 pe jum\u0103tate.. Via\u021ba mea \u00ee\u0219i va pierde sensul..
\u2013 Te vei rec\u0103s\u0103tori ?
\u2013 Nu.\u2013 Nu?\u2013 Nu\u2026 Sigur nu m\u0103 voi rec\u0103s\u0103tori..
\u2013 Dar de ce nu te vei rec\u0103s\u0103tori ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pffff.. bine, m\u0103 voi rec\u0103s\u0103tori dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 auzi asta.
\u2013 C\u00e2t timp\u2026
\u2013 Cat timp ..ce ?
\u2013 C\u00e2t vei rezista p\u00e2n\u0103 te vei rec\u0103s\u0103tori ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Un an.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Te vei culca cu el ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Desigur, el va fi so\u021bul meu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00cen patul nostru ???<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, \u00een patul nostru\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i \u00eel vei l\u0103sa s\u0103-mi poarte hainele ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da, cele care i se potrivesc..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u00cel vei l\u0103sa s\u0103-mi foloseasc\u0103 be\u021bele de pescuit ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu \u00een\u021beleg, te culci cu el \u00een patul nostru, \u00eemi va purta hainele \u0219i nu \u00eei vei l\u0103sa s\u0103-mi foloseasc\u0103 be\u021bele de pescuit..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu are ce face cu ele .. el este v\u00e2n\u0103tor..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu mai e deloc pasiune in rela\u021bia cu so\u021bia mea, se pl\u00e2nge un tip unui prieten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013Nu mai e deloc pasiune in rela\u021bia cu so\u021bia mea, se pl\u00e2nge un tip unui prieten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce nu incerci s\u0103 aduci pu\u021bin mister \u0219i intrig\u0103 in via\u021ba ta printr-o rela\u021bie extraconjugal\u0103?
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intors acas\u0103 la nevast\u0103 i\u0219i ia inima in din\u021bi \u0219i ii spune:
\u2013 Draga mea, m-am gandit c\u0103 o rela\u021bie extraconjugal\u0103 ne-ar putea apropia.
\u2013 Las-o balt\u0103, spuse so\u021bia. Am incercat \u0219i n-a mers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Cel mai tare banc cu Bul\u0103
Merge Bula in armata, iar capitanul, smecheras din nastere, ii zice:
\u2013 Bula, du-te pana la piatra aia de departe si spune-mi daca sunt acolo!Bula executa, se intoarce transpirat si zice:
-Permiteti-mi sa raportez: Da, sunteti acolo!Capitanul, curios, intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si ce fac ?Bula:
\u2013 Permiteti- mi sa raportez: Nu stiu. Sunteti acoperit cu o hartie si va bazaie mustele!
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O tip\u0103 blond\u0103, superb\u0103, la volanul unei ma\u0219ini superbe, opre\u0219te la semafor.Apare \u201eaurolacul\u201d zonei \u0219i-i cere o \u021bigar\u0103. Blonda i-o ofer\u0103 imediat ca s\u0103 scape mai repede de el.\u00centre timp, se face verde \u0219i tipa demareaz\u0103 \u00een tromb\u0103. La urm\u0103torul semafor, \u00een mod ciudat, apare acela\u0219i individ:\u2013 Doamn\u0103, d\u0103-mi te rog \u0219i un foc.Tipa \u00eei … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2507,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2506"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2511,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2506\/revisions\/2511"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}