Un tip vine intr-o seara acasa cu o ra\u021b\u0103 la subrat.
Se duce la nevasta si zice \u201cUite scroafa cu care mi-o trag constant.\u201d
\u201cE o ra\u021b\u0103 imbecilule!\u201d, raspunde ea.
Barbatul replica \u201cNu vorbeam cu tine\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Un copil se juca in nisip. Vine un jandarm si-l intreaba: \u2013 Din apa, nisip si ca*at! Un tip vine intr-o seara acasa cu o ra\u021b\u0103 la subrat.Se duce la nevasta si zice \u201cUite scroafa cu care mi-o trag constant.\u201d\u201cE o ra\u021b\u0103 imbecilule!\u201d, raspunde ea.Barbatul replica \u201cNu vorbeam cu tine\u201d. Citi\u021bi \u0219i: Un copil se juca in nisip. Vine un jandarm si-l intreaba:\u2013 Ce faci?\u2013 Un jandarm!\u2013 Si din ce-l faci?\u2013 Din … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2501,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2502,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500\/revisions\/2502"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Ce faci?
\u2013 Un jandarm!
\u2013 Si din ce-l faci?
\u2013 Din apa, nisip si ca*at!
Jandarmul se supara, ii da cu gaze copilului si il bate. A doua zi, la fel:
\u2013 Ce faci?
\u2013 Un jandarm!
\u2013 Si din ce-l faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jandarmul se supara iar, ii da cu gaze copilului si il bate.
A treia zi, acelasi scenariu:
\u2013 Ce faci?
\u2013 Un pompier!
\u2013 Si din ce-l faci?
\u2013 Din apa si nisip.
\u2013 Si ca*at nu mai pui?
\u2013 Nu, ca atunci iese tot jandarm.null<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"