{"id":2490,"date":"2024-07-27T09:11:58","date_gmt":"2024-07-27T09:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2490"},"modified":"2025-11-22T05:30:13","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T05:30:13","slug":"un-boxer-isi-lasa-in-vestiar-portofelul-cu-un-biletel-cine-il-fura-il-bat-rau-cand-se-intoarce-gaseste-numai-biletelul-il-intoarce-si-citeste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2490","title":{"rendered":"Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"698\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9876.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9876.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9876-262x300.jpeg 262w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.&nbsp;<br>In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.&nbsp;<br>Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:<br>\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.<br>\u2013 Rau Strula, rau!<br>\u2013 Da de ce?<br>\u2013 Pai nu mai am nici un pui!<br>\u2013 Cum asa ?!<br>\u2013 Nu stiu, ma. Cred ca fac ceva gresit. Ori ii plantez prea adanc ori nu ii ud destul \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula se muta intr-un apartament nou.<br>Seara priveste pe fereastra. In blocul de vis-a-vis vede o tanara foarte frumoasa pe care a inceput apoi s-o urmareasca in fiecare seara.&nbsp;<br>Dupa o vreme, intr-o dimineata ii suna telefonul.<br>\u2013 Alo, buna dimineata, sunt vecina de vis-a-vis. Scuze pentru deranj, dar n-ai vazut cumva aseara unde mi-am pus sutienul??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.&nbsp;In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.&nbsp;Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.\u2013 Rau Strula, rau!\u2013 Da &#8230; <a title=\"Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2490\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6451,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2490"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6454,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2490\/revisions\/6454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}