{"id":248,"date":"2024-04-23T05:01:44","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T05:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=248"},"modified":"2025-06-26T08:23:49","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T08:23:49","slug":"m-am-dus-cu-amanta-la-hotel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=248","title":{"rendered":"M-AM DUS CU AMANTA LA HOTEL"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201d Ieri m-am dus cu amanta la un hotel \u0219i, la intrare, v\u0103d parcat\u0103 ma\u0219ina socrului meu. Mi-a s\u0103rit tot cheful \u0219i, bine\u00een\u021beles, dac\u0103 m\u0103 vedea aveam probleme. I-am explicat amantei c\u0103 azi este imposibil \u0219i a plecat sup\u0103rat\u0103. De nervi, i-am rupt ambele oglinzi \u0219i am plecat acas\u0103. A dou\u0103 zi m-am dus s\u0103-l v\u0103d \u0219i s\u0103 r\u00e2d de el c\u0103 nu mai are oglinzi la ma\u0219in\u0103. Era foarte sup\u0103rat \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ce-i cu tine, te v\u0103d parc\u0103 sup\u0103rat ?<br>\u2013 Cum dracu` s\u0103 nu fiu, ieri i-am \u00eemprumutat ma\u0219ina lu` nevast\u0103-ta \u0219i mi-a adus-o \u00eenapoi f\u0103r\u0103 oglinzi\u00a0\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 merge la un restaurant mai prost cotat.<br>\u2013 Am comandat friptur\u0103 cu o felie de l\u0103m\u00eeie, zice Bul\u0103, dar nu v\u0103d friptura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Osp\u0103tarul se uit\u0103 cu repro\u015f la Bul\u0103:<br>\u2013 Sub l\u0103m\u00eeie v-a\u0163i uitat?<br>Intr-un magazin iese un cumparator din cabina de proba. Vanzatorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Nu, nu, acesti pantaloni nu vi se potrivesc deloc. Sunt oribili. Va aduc imediat alt model.<br>Cumparatorul:<br>\u2013 De fapt, eu probasem tricoul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>         CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>SCRISOARE DE ADIO CATRE IUBITUL DIN ARMATA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cemi pare r\u0103u dar nu mai putem continua aceast\u0103 rela\u021bie. Distan\u021ba dintre noi este prea mare. Trebuie s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 deja te-am \u00een\u0219elat de 2 ori de c\u00e2nd ai plecat \u0219i nu cred c\u0103 este corect pentru nici unul dintre noi.<br>\u00cemi pare r\u0103u. Te rog s\u0103 \u00eemi trimi\u021bi \u00eenapoi poza cu mine pe care \u021bi-am trimis-o acum ceva vreme. Cu drag, Crina.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Soldatul, cu sentimentele r\u0103nite \u0219i ochii \u00eenl\u0103crima\u021bi, le-a cerut tuturor camarazilor s\u0103i orice fel de poze pe care le au cu iubite, surori sau foste iubite \u0219i amante.<br>Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 poza cu Crina, Mihai i-a trimis toate celelalte fotografii cu femei frumoase pe care le-a str\u00e2ns de la prietenii lui.<br>Le-a str\u00e2ns \u0219i le-a trimis: \u201eDraga Crino, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u dar nu-mi pot aminti cine dracu e\u0219ti\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201d Ieri m-am dus cu amanta la un hotel \u0219i, la intrare, v\u0103d parcat\u0103 ma\u0219ina socrului meu. Mi-a s\u0103rit tot cheful \u0219i, bine\u00een\u021beles, dac\u0103 m\u0103 vedea aveam probleme. I-am explicat amantei c\u0103 azi este imposibil \u0219i a plecat sup\u0103rat\u0103. De nervi, i-am rupt ambele oglinzi \u0219i am plecat acas\u0103. 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