{"id":2475,"date":"2024-07-26T13:18:27","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T13:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2475"},"modified":"2025-11-23T09:39:05","modified_gmt":"2025-11-23T09:39:05","slug":"badea-gheorghe-a-inceput-sa-repare-acoperisul-casei-partea-proasta-e-ca-a-inceput-sa-alunecepartea-buna-e-ca-s-a-prins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2475","title":{"rendered":"Mergeau pe tren un ardelean si un oltean \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"552\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9923.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6478\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9923.webp 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_9923-300x271.webp 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Mergeau pe tren un ardelean si un oltean \u2026 si incepe ardeleanu sa manance niste slana cu rosii si cu branza.<br>Si la oltean i se face foame, si zice in gandu lui:<br>\u2013 \u201eMa, daca intru in vorba cu asta, poate imi da si mie\u201d.<br>Se hotaraste si deschide vorba.<br>\u2013 Pe mine ma cheama Ionescu.<br>La care baciu se uita la el si zice:<br>\u2013 Apoi daca te cheama, du-te\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In Rai, Dumnezeu sta de vorba cu cativa romani:<br>\u2013 Cum o duc moldovenii tai, Stefane?<br>\u2013 Rau, Doamne\u2026<br>\u2013 Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Jumatate sunt in Spania, jumatate in Rusia.<br>\u2013 Dar ardelenii tai, Iancule?<br>\u2013 Binisor Doamne\u2026<br>\u2013 I-auzi! Pai de ce?<br>\u2013 Jumatate sunt in Italia, jumatate sunt in Germania<br>\u2013 Dar oltenii tai, Tudore?<br>\u2013 Foarte bine, Doamne!<br>\u2013 Bravo! Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Pai jumatate sunt in Camera Deputatilor, jumatate in Senat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Mergeau pe tren un ardelean si un oltean \u2026 si incepe ardeleanu sa manance niste slana cu rosii si cu branza.Si la oltean i se face foame, si zice in gandu lui:\u2013 \u201eMa, daca intru in vorba cu asta, poate imi da si mie\u201d.Se hotaraste si deschide vorba.\u2013 Pe mine &#8230; <a title=\"Mergeau pe tren un ardelean si un oltean \u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2475\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mergeau pe tren un ardelean si un oltean \u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6479,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2475"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6482,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2475\/revisions\/6482"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}