Wc e cu plata!
Cat?? Depinde de..daca e de 10 ..10 lei 15..15 lei\u2026
Tineti 100!Caserita stupefiat\u0103 :
O-ho-ho\u2026
-Ce ohoho? Da-ti-mi rest 95 de lei \ud83e\udd23
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Un tip se duce la doctor s\u0103-i cear\u0103 o tablet\u0103 Viagra. Doctorul \u00eel avertizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 a \u00eenghi\u0163it pastila va trebui s\u0103 treac\u0103 la treab\u0103, c\u0103 altfel nu va mai putea face dragoste niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Tipul pleac\u0103, ajunge acas\u0103, parcheaz\u0103 ma\u015fina, \u00eenghite tableta, intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u015fi caute nevasta.
Dup\u0103 ce-\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 aceasta nu-i acas\u0103, d\u0103 disperat telefon doctorului, \u00eentreb\u00eendu-l ce-i de f\u0103cut. Doctorul \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 prin cas\u0103 nu e vreo alt\u0103 femeie; menajera, guvernanta etc, tipul rpspunde:Este, dar pentru ea nu aveam nevoie de tablet\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un naturalist amator studiaz\u0103 un purice. \u00cel a\u015feaz\u0103 pe o foaie de h\u00eertie \u015fi strig\u0103:Sari!Puricele sare.Naturalistul \u00eei taie picioarele, \u00eel pune iar pe h\u00eertie \u015fi strig\u0103:Sari!Puricele nu mai sare! Naturalistul noteaz\u0103:Dup\u0103 ce i se taie picioarele, puricele nu mai aude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC CU BULA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Copii cine \u015ftie, de la ce legum\u0103 ochii vi se umplu de lacrimi? A? \u015etie cineva?Bul\u0103 ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na:Da, Bul\u0103, spune!P\u0103i doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare eu cred c\u0103 e cartoful?
– Bul\u0103, doar se \u015ftie c\u0103 de la ceap\u0103 te ustur\u0103 ochii \u015fi \u00eencepi s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi!Hai doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu a\u0163i luat nici o lovitur\u0103 cu un cartof aruncat direct \u00een co..ie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Wc e cu plata!Cat?? Depinde de..daca e de 10 ..10 lei 15..15 lei\u2026Tineti 100!Caserita stupefiat\u0103 :O-ho-ho\u2026-Ce ohoho? Da-ti-mi rest 95 de lei \ud83e\udd23 Un tip se duce la doctor s\u0103-i cear\u0103 o tablet\u0103 Viagra. Doctorul \u00eel avertizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 a \u00eenghi\u0163it pastila va trebui s\u0103 treac\u0103 la treab\u0103, c\u0103 altfel nu va mai putea face … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2462,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2461"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2464,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461\/revisions\/2464"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}