Cel mai minunat banc citit vreodat\u0103! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00a0Prim\u0103vara: Furnica sap\u0103, face straturi, pune\u00a0\u00a0semin\u0163e. Greierele se plimb\u0103 pe strad\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci greiera\u015f?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Merg la un\u00a0\u00a0tenis\u00a0cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103i, m\u0103i! S\u0103 nu vii la\u00a0\u00a0iarn\u0103\u00a0s\u0103-mi ceri m\u00e2ncare, c\u0103 nu stiu ce-\u0163i fac!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vara: Furnica secer\u0103, cose\u015fte, adun\u0103. Greierele trece pe strad\u0103 cu chitar\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci greiera\u015f?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merg s\u0103 c\u00e2nt cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii \u00een parc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu uita, de la mine s\u0103 nu ceri m\u00e2ncare la iarn\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toamna: Furnica pune provizii la c\u0103mar\u0103 pentru iarn\u0103. Greierele trece pe strad\u0103 tot cu chitara \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci greiera\u015f?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Merg s\u0103 c\u00e2nt cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii \u00een bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 La munc\u0103 nu te g\u00e2nde\u015fti s\u0103 vii p\u00e2n\u0103 la iarn\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am c\u00e2ntare la bar, nu \u00een\u0163elegi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Fie cum zici tu dar la mine s\u0103 nu vii dup\u0103 m\u00e2ncare la\u00a0\u00a0iarn\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00a0Iarna: Furnica \u00eenfofolit\u0103 \u00eentr-un \u015fal cu un ceai fierbinte \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 se uit\u0103 pe fereastr\u0103. Greierele urca \u00eentr-o limuzin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce faci greiera\u015f?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Merg la Paris, am concert, am avut succes cu chitara la bar<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Baft\u0103, greiera\u015fule! Dac\u0103-l vezi pe unul Top\u00e2rceanu prin Paris transmite-i c\u0103 \u00eemi bag picioarele \u00een fabula lui!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Un cuplu de b\u0103tr\u00e2ni a intrat \u00eentr-un McDonald\u2019s \u0219i s-a a\u0219ezat la o mas\u0103.<\/strong>B\u0103tr\u00e2nul s-a dus \u0219i a f\u0103cut comanda, un Big Mac, o por\u021bie de cartofi \u0219i un suc.S-a dus la mas\u0103 a t\u0103iat \u00een jum\u0103tate Big Mac-ul, i-a dat jum\u0103tate so\u021biei , a num\u0103rat cartofii pr\u0103ji\u021bi \u0219i a f\u0103cut la fel, iar sucul la pus la jum\u0103tatea mesei \u0219i a pus doua paie \u00een el.B\u0103tr\u00e2na a \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nce jum\u0103tatea ei de hamburger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n M-am apropiat de ei \u0219i le-am zis c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 le ofer o por\u021bie dar b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 mi-a spus c\u0103 ei sunt obi\u0219nui\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eempart\u0103 totul. M-am dus la masa mea, dar am observat c\u0103 doar b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2nca, iar mo\u0219ul sorbea din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd din suc \u0219i o privea pe so\u021bia lui cum manca.M-am dus iar la ei \u0219i am insistat s\u0103 le ofer o por\u021bie dar de data aceasta mo\u0219ul mi-a explicat:-<\/p>\n\n\n\n Stai lini\u0219tit c\u0103 este suficient o por\u021bie pentru am\u00e2ndoi, noi suntem obi\u0219nui\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bim totul.- P\u0103i \u0219i matale de ce nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci, ce a\u0219tep\u021bi?- Proteza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Cel mai minunat banc citit vreodat\u0103! \u00a0Prim\u0103vara: Furnica sap\u0103, face straturi, pune\u00a0\u00a0semin\u0163e. Greierele se plimb\u0103 pe strad\u0103.\u00a0 \u2013 Ce faci greiera\u015f? \u2013 Merg la un\u00a0\u00a0tenis\u00a0cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii. \u2013 M\u0103i, m\u0103i! S\u0103 nu vii la\u00a0\u00a0iarn\u0103\u00a0s\u0103-mi ceri m\u00e2ncare, c\u0103 nu stiu ce-\u0163i fac! Vara: Furnica secer\u0103, cose\u015fte, adun\u0103. Greierele trece pe strad\u0103 cu chitar\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. \u2013 Ce … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2450,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2451,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions\/2451"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}