{"id":2444,"date":"2024-07-25T10:51:17","date_gmt":"2024-07-25T10:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2444"},"modified":"2024-07-25T10:51:21","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T10:51:21","slug":"barbate-s-au-dat-prime-de-pasti-la-tine-da-cat-a-luat-directorul-in-jur-de-concii-mii-si-adjunctul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2444","title":{"rendered":"Barbate s-au dat prime de Pasti la tine?? Da! Cat a luat directorul?? In jur de concii mii! Si adjunctul??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"776\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/img_0968.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/img_0968.jpg 960w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/img_0968-300x243.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/img_0968-768x621.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta era eleva in clasa a 10-a.<br>Intr-o zi, vine acasa, intra in sufragerie unde era taica-su si spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 M-am indragostit de vecinul de la etajul trei si o sa fug cu el.<br>Taica-su fara sa isi mute privirea de la televizor ii raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bravo, sunt mandru de tine! Este cea mai buna decizie pe care o puteai lua. Asa nu mai trebuie sa te cresc eu si sa investesc bani in tine\u2026<br>Alinuta il intrerupe:<br>\u2013 Tata, eu doar citesc scrisoarea pe care a lasat-o mama\u2026.!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un soldat american aflat la Paris st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u0163a unei catedrale \u015fi privea o nunt\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine este mirele? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe un francez, care st\u0103tea al\u0103turi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Je ne sais pas, \u00eei r\u0103spunde francezul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu, americanul intr\u0103 \u00een catedral\u0103 pentru a o vizit\u0103 \u015fi vede c\u00e2\u0163iva oameni care tocmai puneau un co\u015fciug pe catafalc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine este mortul \u2013 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe preot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Je ne sais pas \u2013 vine r\u0103spunsul acestuia<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pe to\u0163i sfin\u0163ii! \u2013 exclam\u0103 soldatul. S\u0103rmanul, nu a rezistat nici m\u0103car o or\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alinuta era eleva in clasa a 10-a.Intr-o zi, vine acasa, intra in sufragerie unde era taica-su si spune: \u2013 M-am indragostit de vecinul de la etajul trei si o sa fug cu el.Taica-su fara sa isi mute privirea de la televizor ii raspunde: Bravo, sunt mandru de tine! Este cea mai buna decizie pe care &#8230; <a title=\"Barbate s-au dat prime de Pasti la tine?? Da! Cat a luat directorul?? In jur de concii mii! Si adjunctul??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2444\" aria-label=\"Read more about Barbate s-au dat prime de Pasti la tine?? Da! Cat a luat directorul?? In jur de concii mii! Si adjunctul??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2446,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2444"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2447,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444\/revisions\/2447"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}