Ion si Maria in pat. La un moment dat se aude o voce:
\u2013 Ioane, vezi ca Maria te inseala!Se uita Ion in stanga, se uita in dreapta, se gandeste ca i s-a parut, se culca la loc. Vocea, din nou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ioane, te inseala Maria, mai, pe bune, hai la fereastra sa vezi!
\u2013 Ba du-te lasa-ma ca Maria-i aici langa mine in pat!
\u2013 Ioane, iesi afara si te uita pe fereastra! Maria te inseala!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Se enerveaza Ion si iese afara sa vada cine il tot streseaza. \u201eVocea\u201d, care de fapt era Vasile, amantul Mariei, in clipa in care Ion iese afara, se strecoara in casa si incepe sa o \u201elucreze\u201d pe Maria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion, ajuns la fereastra, exclama:
\u2013 Ni, ma, sa-mi bag picioarele, ca de aici asa se vede!!!!
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La semafor opresc, \u00een acela\u0219i timp, un Logan \u015fi un Ferrari.\u015eoferul din Logan \u00eei face semn celui cu Ferrari s\u0103 coboare geamul \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 sec:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ia spune! Merge ma\u015fina? E\u015fti mul\u0163umit de ea? N-am v\u0103zut prea mult\u0103 lume s\u0103-\u015fi cumpere\u2026
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CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevast\u0103-mea:\u2013 M\u00e2ine e ziua mamei mele, ce zici s\u0103-i cump\u0103r\u0103m?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nimic!
\u2013 Hai, nu fi r\u0103u!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu sunt dar anul trecut i-am cump\u0103rat un loc de veci \u0219i nici p\u00e2n\u0103 acum nu l-a folosit!Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion si Maria in pat. La un moment dat se aude o voce:\u2013 Ioane, vezi ca Maria te inseala!Se uita Ion in stanga, se uita in dreapta, se gandeste ca i s-a parut, se culca la loc. Vocea, din nou: \u2013 Ioane, te inseala Maria, mai, pe bune, hai la fereastra sa vezi!\u2013 Ba du-te … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2437,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435\/revisions\/2437"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}