{"id":2423,"date":"2024-07-24T12:16:15","date_gmt":"2024-07-24T12:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2423"},"modified":"2024-07-24T12:17:19","modified_gmt":"2024-07-24T12:17:19","slug":"iubitule-de-ce-nu-mi-spui-ceva-romantic-oi-fi-tu-grasa-dar-esti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2423","title":{"rendered":"Iubitule de ce nu-mi spui ceva romantic? Oi fi tu grasa dar esti\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1017\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_5020-1-1017x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_5020-1-1017x1024.jpeg 1017w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_5020-1-298x300.jpeg 298w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_5020-1-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_5020-1-768x773.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_5020-1.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1017px) 100vw, 1017px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Petre, cioban de meserie, e in armata si ii trimite o scrisoare sotiei \u2013 un plic in care era un desen.\u00a0<br>Pe foaie erau desenate o floare, doi copii, o fantana, un soare si o baba. Sotia descifreaza:\u00a0<br>\u201eFloareo, ai grija de copii sa nu cada in fantana, tu-ti soarele ma-ti!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Niste savanti mergeau prin Apuseni. La un moment dat, vad chiar in mijlocul drumului un rahat. Se opresc si incep sa se certe \u2013 daca e de barbat sau de femeie.\u00a0<br>Trece pe acolo un cioban. il opresc si ii cer sa medieze conflictul. Ciobanul sta, se uita atent la rahat, il inconjoara, dupa care zice:<br>\u2013 Apai ii de barbat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dom\u2019ne, dar cum poti fi atat de sigur? Zic savantii.<br>\u2013 Apai, 1: femeile sunt mai rusinoase, nu ar face chiar in mijlocul drumului, s-ar duce intr-un tufis;\u00a0<br>2: dupa distanta dintre rahat si urma de pipi, e limpede ca e de barbat;\u00a0<br>si 3: apai eu l-am facut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petre, cioban de meserie, e in armata si ii trimite o scrisoare sotiei \u2013 un plic in care era un desen.\u00a0Pe foaie erau desenate o floare, doi copii, o fantana, un soare si o baba. Sotia descifreaza:\u00a0\u201eFloareo, ai grija de copii sa nu cada in fantana, tu-ti soarele ma-ti!\u201d Niste savanti mergeau prin Apuseni. La &#8230; <a title=\"Iubitule de ce nu-mi spui ceva romantic? Oi fi tu grasa dar esti\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2423\" aria-label=\"Read more about Iubitule de ce nu-mi spui ceva romantic? Oi fi tu grasa dar esti\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2426,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2427,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions\/2427"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}