Maria se hotaraste sa-i spuna lui Ion ca vrea sa divorteze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vine Ion acasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria: Ioane, am o veste proasta sa-ti spun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion: eu am o veste buna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria: spune tu primul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion: am castigat la loto o gramada de bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria: am ars carnatii\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BANC | O femeie la Judecata de Apoi:
\u2013 Ai p\u0103c\u0103tuit?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Ai b\u0103ut?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Ai precurvit?
\u2013 Nu.
\u2013 Bine, Petre, adu o pereche de aripi.
\u2013 Oh, m\u0103 face\u021bi \u00eenger?
\u2013 Nu, g\u00e2sc\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia \u00eei face o vizit\u0103 prietenului de familie care este doctor.
\u2013 Doctore, Gigi, so\u021bul meu, nu mai e a\u0219a cum \u00eel \u0219tii tu, de ceva vreme nu \u00eemi mai acorda nici o aten\u021bie! M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, se \u00eentorce cu fa\u021ba la perete \u0219i se culc\u0103.
\u2013 Ia tu prafurile astea, i le pui far\u0103 s\u0103 observe \u00een m\u00e2ncare\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S-au \u00eentalnit iar\u0103\u0219i peste 5 zile.
\u2013 Ei, cum e cu so\u021bul?
\u2013 Doctore, e prea de tot! I-am pus \u00een ciorb\u0103 prafurile \u0219i dup\u0103 nici 5 minute s-a schimbat la fa\u021b\u0103, a s\u0103rit pe mine \u0219i acolo pe mas\u0103 m-a aranjat!
\u2013 Ei! \u00centre so\u021bi se permite!
\u2013 Da!!!\u2026 Dar eram la restaurant!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Maria se hotaraste sa-i spuna lui Ion ca vrea sa divorteze. Vine Ion acasa. Maria: Ioane, am o veste proasta sa-ti spun. Ion: eu am o veste buna. Maria: spune tu primul. Ion: am castigat la loto o gramada de bani. Maria: am ars carnatii\u2026.. BANC | O femeie la Judecata de Apoi:\u2013 Ai p\u0103c\u0103tuit?\u2013 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2416,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2417,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415\/revisions\/2417"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}