{"id":2407,"date":"2024-07-23T20:14:42","date_gmt":"2024-07-23T20:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2407"},"modified":"2024-07-24T06:49:47","modified_gmt":"2024-07-24T06:49:47","slug":"parinte-am-visat-ca-a-venit-ion-aseara-a-intrat-la-mine-in-camera-si-m-a-sarutat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2407","title":{"rendered":"Parinte am visat ca a venit Ion aseara, a intrat la mine in camera si m-a sarutat."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/raziculacrimi.ro\/bancuri\/se-duce-maria-la-spovedit-parinte-ion-mi-a-dat-bluzita-jos-si\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103rinte, am avut asear\u0103 un vis \u015fi vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 spovedesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Spune, fiica mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103rinte, am visat c\u0103 a venit Ion asear\u0103, a intrat la mine \u00een camer\u0103 \u015fi m-a s\u0103rutat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum fiica mea\u2026 a\u015fa? (\u015fi preotul o s\u0103rut\u0103).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, p\u0103rinte, \u015fi apoi mi-a dat bluzi\u0163a \u015fi fusti\u0163a jos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum fiica mea\u2026 a\u015fa? (\u015fi preotul o dezbrac\u0103).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, p\u0103rinte, \u015fi apoi mi-a dat \u015fi lenjeria intim\u0103 jos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum fiica mea\u2026 a\u015fa? (\u015fi preotul \u00eei d\u0103 fetei lenjeria intim\u0103 jos).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, p\u0103rinte, \u015fi apoi am f\u0103cut dragoste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum fiica mea\u2026 a\u015fa? (\u015fi preotul se pune pe treab\u0103).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103 treaba, Maria \u00eei zice preotului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, p\u0103rinte, \u015fi apoi mi-a dat 100 de euro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vise fiica mea, vise!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dumnezeu si Maica Domnului\u2026<br>Politistul trece la preotul catolic:<br>\u2013 Sfintia voastra jucati poker?Preotul catolic ridica ochii spre cer si spuse in gand \u201eDoamne iarta-ma!\u201d si apoi raspunde sec:<br>\u2013 Nu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Politistul se intoarse la rabin si il intreaba si pe el:<br>\u2013 Rabine, marturiseste macar tu ca jucai poker!La care rabinul ridica din umeri si raspunse:<br>\u2013 Cu cine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa o seara, o blonda ajunge in patul unuia. Multumiti, dup\u0103, fumau o tigara.<br>\u2013 Auzi? zice el. Uit\u0103-te la mine si spune-mi: eu am fost primul barbat din viata ta?<br>Ea il prive\u0219te si zice:<br>\u2013 S-ar putea, ai o figura foarte cunoscuta!<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 P\u0103rinte, am avut asear\u0103 un vis \u015fi vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 spovedesc. \u2013 Spune, fiica mea! \u2013 P\u0103rinte, am visat c\u0103 a venit Ion asear\u0103, a intrat la mine \u00een camer\u0103 \u015fi m-a s\u0103rutat. \u2013 Cum fiica mea\u2026 a\u015fa? (\u015fi preotul o s\u0103rut\u0103). \u2013 Da, p\u0103rinte, \u015fi apoi mi-a dat bluzi\u0163a \u015fi fusti\u0163a jos. \u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Parinte am visat ca a venit Ion aseara, a intrat la mine in camera si m-a sarutat.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2407\" aria-label=\"Read more about Parinte am visat ca a venit Ion aseara, a intrat la mine in camera si m-a sarutat.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2408,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2407"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2412,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions\/2412"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}