\u00cen noaptea nun\u021bii, mirele \u00ee\u0219i duce proasp\u0103ta so\u021bie \u00een dormitor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Stii, draga mea, m\u0103 bucur mult c\u0103 n-ai vrut s\u0103 facem dragoste \u00eenainte de nunt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 o f\u0103ceai, nu cred c\u0103 m-a\u0219 mai fi \u00eensurat cu tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dragule, n-a\u0219 fi f\u0103cut asta pentru nimic \u00een lume. At\u00e2ta lucru am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat \u0219i eu la c\u00e2te \u021bepe mi-am luat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BONUS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O manichiurist\u0103 foarte frumoas\u0103 f\u0103cea manichiura unui tip \u00eentr-o frizerie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce zici de o \u00eentalnire c\u00eend termini lucrul? \u00eentreab\u0103 tipul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu pot, spuse ea. Sunt m\u0103ritat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sun\u0103-l pe so\u0163ul t\u0103u \u015fi spune-i c\u0103 te duci s\u0103 vizitezi o prieten\u0103 bolnav\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce nu-i spui chiar tu? E cel care te b\u0103rbiere\u015fte!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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