O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:
\u2013 Nu am bani s\u0103 v\u0103 platesc drumul dar am o urgenta!
\u2013 Bine rezolv\u0103m noi cumva! zise taximetristul.
Cam dup\u0103 5 km de cand pornisera la drum, taximetristul opri ma\u0219ina si scoase o p\u0103tur\u0103 din portbagaj.
\u2013 Hai! Pune-te jos!
\u2013 Domnule nu pot face asta! Am un so\u021b \u0219i 2 copii acasa!
\u2013 \u0218i eu am o so\u021bie, 3 copii si 15 iepuri! Hai, adun\u0103 lucerna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In noaptea nuntii ii spune noului ei sot:
\u2013 Te rog sa fii tandru cu mine. Inca sunt virgina!
\u2013 Ha! Ha! Ha! Cum poti sa fi virgina?, intreaba sotul incredul. Doar ai mai fost maritata de 3 ori!
\u2013 Ei bine,raspunde femeia, primul meu sot era psihiatru. Tot ce isi dorea era sa vorbeasca despre amor .Al doilea meu sot era ginecolog. Tot ce isi dorea era sa se uite la mine..Al treilea meu sot era colectionar de timbre.
Ohhhh, doamne, ce dor mi-e de el !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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O blond\u0103 se urca \u00eentr-un taxi \u0219i \u00eei zice \u0219oferului:\u2013 Nu am bani s\u0103 v\u0103 platesc drumul dar am o urgenta!\u2013 Bine rezolv\u0103m noi cumva! zise taximetristul.Cam dup\u0103 5 km de cand pornisera la drum, taximetristul opri ma\u0219ina si scoase o p\u0103tur\u0103 din portbagaj.\u2013 Hai! Pune-te jos!\u2013 Domnule nu pot face asta! Am un so\u021b … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2379,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2380,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376\/revisions\/2380"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}