Un tip mergea cu ma\u015fina pe o \u015fosea \u015fi intr\u0103 brusc \u00eentr-o por\u0163iune f\u0103r\u0103 asfalt, plin\u0103 cu noroi moale \u015fi i se \u00eenfund\u0103 ma\u0219ina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La c\u00e2teva minute, apare un \u0163\u0103ran cu doi boi dup\u0103 el\u2026Fiule, \u00eemi dai 50 de parai \u015fi \u0163i-am scos Mer\u0163ul de aici!
\u2013 Gata, bace!Leag\u0103 \u0163\u0103ranul boii, \u00eei scoate ma\u015fina \u015fi spune mul\u0163umit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 Apoi, tat\u0103, asta e a zecea ma\u015fin\u0103 pe care o scot din noroi azi!
\u2013 P\u0103i, bine, tataie, \u015fi de muncit p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, c\u00e2nd \u00eel mai munce\u015fti? Noaptea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, domnule drag\u0103, noaptea pun ap\u0103 aici, \u00een groap\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00a0 Un t\u00e2n\u0103r merge la preot \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:
– De ce lumea spune c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 te \u00eensori cu o virgin\u0103?
Preotul \u00eei \u00eentinde dou\u0103 ciocolate, una \u00eenvelit\u0103 \u00een poleial\u0103 str\u0103lucitoare, cealalt\u0103 dezvelit\u0103, \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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– Pe care o alegi?
– Desigur c\u0103 pe cea dezvelit\u0103!
– De ce?
– P\u0103i, cine \u0219tie ce e sub h\u00e2rtia aia str\u0103lucitoare, poate-i un rahat, dar cu cea dezvelit\u0103, e clar.
\u0218i preotul i-a r\u0103spuns:
– la mai du-te-n m\u0103-ta, ai stricat a\u0219a o pild\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un tip mergea cu ma\u015fina pe o \u015fosea \u015fi intr\u0103 brusc \u00eentr-o por\u0163iune f\u0103r\u0103 asfalt, plin\u0103 cu noroi moale \u015fi i se \u00eenfund\u0103 ma\u0219ina. La c\u00e2teva minute, apare un \u0163\u0103ran cu doi boi dup\u0103 el\u2026Fiule, \u00eemi dai 50 de parai \u015fi \u0163i-am scos Mer\u0163ul de aici!\u2013 Gata, bace!Leag\u0103 \u0163\u0103ranul boii, \u00eei scoate ma\u015fina \u015fi spune … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2374,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2375,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions\/2375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}