\u2013 Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ba da. Dar nu prea \u0219tiu cum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu-i nimic, \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t eu imediat.
E ca \u0219i cum amesteci cu f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul \u00eentr-un ceaun ca s\u0103 faci m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 bun\u0103.Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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-A fost minunat! Dar unde e coplilul?, \u00eentreab\u0103 ea.-Ei, copilul trebuie s\u0103 \u00eel a\u0219tept\u0103m \u00eenc\u0103 nou\u0103 luni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Da? Atunci de ce ne-am oprit din amestecat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citeste urmatorul banc<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Calul cu probleme<\/p>\n\n\n\n
celor trei instruc\u0163iunile: <\/p>\n\n\n\n A\u0163i<\/a> vazut calul pe care \u00eel \u0163in \u00eenchis \u00een spatele cur\u0163ii? S\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 l\u0103sa\u0163i poarta dechis\u0103 s\u0103 scape de acolo c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu ce fac cu voi. S-a \u00een\u0163eles? \u2013 M\u0103a, mie mi-a venit foame, hai s\u0103 vedem ce are \u0103sta de m\u00e2ncare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Zis<\/a> \u015fi f\u0103cut. Pe sear\u0103, ajunge \u015fi italianul acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103? -Ba da. Dar nu prea \u0219tiu cum. -Nu-i nimic, \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t eu imediat.E ca \u0219i cum amesteci cu f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul \u00eentr-un ceaun ca s\u0103 faci m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 bun\u0103.Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103: -A fost minunat! Dar unde e coplilul?, \u00eentreab\u0103 ea.-Ei, copilul trebuie s\u0103 \u00eel a\u0219tept\u0103m \u00eenc\u0103 nou\u0103 luni. -Da? Atunci … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2369,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2370,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368\/revisions\/2370"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Aveti aici 3 g\u0103le\u0163i de vopsea care va vor ajunge s\u0103 vopsi\u0163i tot gardul. \u00cen buc\u0103t\u0103rie e m\u00e2ncare, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 v\u0103 vin\u0103 foame, v\u0103 pute\u0163i servi. Aaa, era s\u0103 uit.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am \u00eenteles \u015fefu, r\u0103spund rom\u00e2nii \u00eentr-un glas. Pleac\u0103 italianul, iar rom\u00e2nii se apuc\u0103 de treab\u0103. Nu dup\u0103 mult timp, unul din ei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Buc\u0103t\u0103ria italianului, plin\u0103 de bun\u0103t\u0103\u0163i. Dup\u0103 un osp\u0103\u0163 pe cinste, rom\u00e2nii caut\u0103 \u015fi ceva de b\u0103ut, dar nu g\u0103sesc dec\u00e2t ap\u0103 \u015fi suc. Atunci, unul dintre ei zice:
\u2013 M\u0103, \u015ftiu eu cum s\u0103 facem rost de b\u0103utur\u0103. Mergem \u015fi vindem o g\u0103leat\u0103 de vopsea, cump\u0103r\u0103m b\u0103utura, iar vopseaua de r\u0103m\u00e2ne o mai dilu\u0103m, o mai lungim \u015fi termin\u0103m noi gardul. Dup\u0103 ce au b\u0103ut s-au apucat de vopsit, dar c\u00e2nd mai aveau vreo 3 m din gard se termin\u0103 vopseaua.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Acum ce dracu facem? De unde lu\u0103m vopsea? Italianul o s\u0103-\u015fi dea seama c\u0103 noi am luat-o.
\u2013 M\u0103 fra\u0163ilor, las\u2019 pe mine, zice unul mai iste\u0163, c\u0103 \u015ftiu eu cum facem. Mai str\u00e2ngem pu\u0163in\u0103 vopsea pe pensul\u0103 \u015fi d\u0103m pe botul la cal, iar c\u00e2nd va veni italianul \u00eei vom spune c\u0103 acesta a sc\u0103pat \u015fi a m\u00e2ncat-o.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M\u0103, ce-a\u0163i f\u0103cut cu vopseaua? Eu am calculat la fix \u015fi trebuia s\u0103 v\u0103 ajung\u0103.
\u2013 \u015eefu\u2019, ne pare tare r\u0103u, dar a sc\u0103pat calul \u015fi a m\u00e2ncat-o. La auzul acestor vorbe, italianul intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103, ia pu\u015fca \u015fi nici una nici dou\u0103, \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103 calul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce naiba dom\u2019le, pentru o g\u0103leat\u0103 de vopsea ai omor\u00e2t s\u0103racul animal? I\u0163i cump\u0103ram noi alta.
\u2013 B\u0103 fra\u0163ilor, vede\u0163i voi casa asta? Tot cu rom\u00e2ni am f\u0103cut-o. D\u0103-l \u00eencolo de cal, mi-a m\u00e2ncat 30 de saci de ciment, 800 de c\u0103r\u0103mizi, 4 grinzi!
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