O tip\u0103 merge la magazinul de animale s\u0103-\u015fi cumpere un papagal de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. Ajunge la pr\u0103v\u0103lie cere \u015fi i se spune c\u0103 stocul este epuizat din cauza cererilor foarte mari.
Tipa vizibil dezamagit\u0103 d\u0103 s\u0103 plece, v\u00eenz\u0103torului i se face mil\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei arat\u0103 un papagal care cic\u0103 vorbe\u015fte vulgar.
Tipa accept\u0103, \u00eel ia, \u00eel duce acas\u0103 \u015fi papagalul \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencepe repertoriul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se sup\u0103r\u0103 pe el \u015fi \u00eel acoper\u0103 cu o p\u0103tur\u0103 \u015fi uit\u0103 de el.
Dup\u0103 vreo trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni se duce la el, s\u0103 ridice p\u0103tura s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 mai tr\u0103ie\u015fte.
La care papagalul :
\u2013 Te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103-n c*r v\u0103d !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O tip\u0103 se plimb\u0103 pe plaj\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 peste o lamp\u0103 fermecat\u0103. O ridic\u0103, o frec\u0103 \u0219i aparu Duhul:
\u2013 Pot \u00eendeplini numai o dorin\u021b\u0103. Sunt cam b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u2026
\u2013 Vreau s\u0103 fie pace \u00een lume. Vezi harta asta? Vreau ca toate t\u0103rile s\u0103 \u00eenceteze s\u0103 se mai razboiasc\u0103!
\u2013 Dar asta este \u00eentraga lume! Aceste \u021b\u0103ri sunt \u00een r\u0103zboi de mii de ani! Sunt eu puternic, dar nici chiar a\u0219a\u2026 Pune-\u021bi alt\u0103 dorin\u021b\u0103!
\u2013 Bineee, vreau s\u0103 g\u0103sesc b\u0103rbatul potrivit. \u0218tii tu, un b\u0103rbat care sa fie atent \u0219i amuzant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Caruia s\u0103-i plac\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103, \u0219i s\u0103 ajute la cura\u021benia casei, care s\u0103 fie bun la pat, caruia s\u0103-i plac\u0103 parin\u021bii mei, care nu se uit\u0103 la emisiuni sportive \u0219i care s\u0103-mi fie credincios. Asta \u00eemi doresc\u2026 un partener de suflet!
Duhul oft\u0103 ad\u00e2nc \u0219i spuse:
\u2013 Mai d\u0103-mi sa v\u0103d harta aia \u00eenca odata..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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