Sotul si-a uitat telefonul acasa. cand s-a intors de la serviciu, a gasit doua mesaje:
1. De la amanta: Dragul meu, iubitul meu, mi-e dor. Pup dulce. Suna-ma. A ta Marie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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2. De la sotie: Nu-ti face griji. Am sunat-o eu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bul\u0103, sun\u0103-l pe taic\u0103-tu \u015fi vezi c\u00e2nd ajunge acas\u0103!
\u2013 Am sunat, mam\u0103, dar r\u0103spunde o femeie \u015fi nu vrea s\u0103 mi-l dea la telefon.
Se face sear\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103rbatul ajunge acas\u0103. So\u0163ia, foarte nervoas\u0103 \u015fi geloas\u0103, se duce direct la el si \u00eei d\u0103 dou\u0103 palme.
\u2013 Pentru ce au fost astea, femeie?
\u2013 Bul\u0103, spune-i tat\u0103lui t\u0103u ce zicea femeia aia?
\u2013 P\u0103i\u2026 \u201cPentru moment, abonatul nu poate fi contactat, v\u0103 rug\u0103m reveni\u0163i!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia: \u2013 Bei bere?
\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 Da
Femeia: \u2013 C\u00e2te beri pe zi?
\u2013 Barbatul: De obicei, aproximativ 3
\u2013 Femeia: \u2013 C\u00e2t de mult pl\u0103te\u0219ti pe bere?
\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 5 dolari, incluzand bacsisul. (Aici femeia incepe sa se enerveze)
\u2013 Femeia: \u2013 \u0218i de c\u00e2t timp bei?
\u2013 Barbatul: \u2013 Cam de 20 de ani, cred
Femeia: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Deci, o bere cost\u0103 5 dolari \u0219i tu bei 3 beri pe zi, care inseamna cheltuieli, \u00een fiecare lun\u0103, de 450 $. \u00centr-un an, ar fi de aproximativ 5400 dolari \u2026 corect?
Barbatul: \u2013 Corect
Femeia: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00eentr-un an ai cheltuit 5400 dolari, fara sa tinem cont de infla\u021bie, inseamna ca in ultimii 20 ani ai cheltuit 108.000 dolari, corect?
Barbatul: \u2013 Corect!
Femeia: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218tii c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu beai at\u00e2t de mult bere, c\u0103 banii ar fi putut fi pusi \u00eentr-un cont de economii si dupa aplicarea dob\u00e2nzii pe ultimii 20 de ani, ai fi putut cump\u0103ra acum un Ferrari?
Barbatul: \u2013 Tu bei bere?
Femeia: \u2013 Nu!
Barbatul: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Unde este Ferrari-ul tau?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Sotul si-a uitat telefonul acasa. cand s-a intors de la serviciu, a gasit doua mesaje:1. De la amanta: Dragul meu, iubitul meu, mi-e dor. Pup dulce. Suna-ma. A ta Marie. 2. De la sotie: Nu-ti face griji. Am sunat-o eu! Bul\u0103, sun\u0103-l pe taic\u0103-tu \u015fi vezi c\u00e2nd ajunge acas\u0103!\u2013 Am sunat, mam\u0103, dar r\u0103spunde o … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2351,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2350"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2372,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350\/revisions\/2372"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}