Am oprit masina pe centura<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am oprit masina pe centura si o fata s-a apropiat facandu-mi semn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Deschid geamul si o intreb:
\u2013 Cat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 14 de lei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ieftin! ma gandeam eu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I-am intins 15 de lei si nenorocita mi-a dat 2 cutii de pocnitori!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sotul unei femei se plange medicului:n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule doctor, nu mai stiu ce sa mai fac!
Sotia mea tot ramane mereu insarcinata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu folositi metoda calendarului?
\u2013 Ba da, dar fara efect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Anticonceptionale?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ba da, dar degeaba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Prezervativ?
\u2013 Ba da, dar tot a ramas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Exasperat, doctorul il sfatuieste:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci, nu mai faceti dragoste\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am incercat si asa, dar tot ramane\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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