Ieri m-am jucat cu so\u021bia de-a doctori\u021ba \u0219i pacientul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 \u0218i cum a fost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nimic deosebit\u2026 m-a tinut \u00een fata usii o or\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een\u0103untru, mi-a f\u0103cut programare peste o lun\u0103!
\u2013 \u0218i tu ce ai facut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 M-am dus peste drum la particular \u0219i am pl\u0103tit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maaaa, tu vrei s\u0103 te duci la curve, d-aia te aranjezi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, iubito, \u00ee\u0163i promit! Te rog \u015fi parfumul s\u0103 mi-l aduci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pfaaaa, clar te duci la curve la cum te-ai aranjat ! Promi\u0163i c\u0103 nu te duci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Iubito! Promit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se \u00eentoarce b\u0103rbatul beat acas\u0103, pe la 4 diminea\u0163\u0103, \u015fi \u00eei spune so\u0163iei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai cobit !!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi ardeleni se suie \u00eentr-un tren ca s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 de mers, parc\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 c\u0103 au gre\u0219it trenul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd vine controlorul, unul din ei \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule, nu te sup\u0103ra, trenul \u0103sta m\u0103 duce la Cluj?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva momente de t\u0103cere, al doilea ardelean \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar pe mine ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am oprit masina pe centura<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am oprit masina pe centura si o fata s-a apropiat facandu-mi semn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Deschid geamul si o intreb:
\u2013 Cat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 14 de lei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ieftin! ma gandeam eu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I-am intins 15 de lei si nenorocita mi-a dat 2 cutii de pocnitori!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Citi\u021bi \u0219i:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sotul unei femei se plange medicului:n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Domnule doctor, nu mai stiu ce sa mai fac!
Sotia mea tot ramane mereu insarcinata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu folositi metoda calendarului?
\u2013 Ba da, dar fara efect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Anticonceptionale?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ba da, dar degeaba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Prezervativ?
\u2013 Ba da, dar tot a ramas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Exasperat, doctorul il sfatuieste:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Atunci, nu mai faceti dragoste\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am incercat si asa, dar tot ramane\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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