O tip\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar \u015fi vede un b\u0103rbat care st\u0103tea relaxat pe spate \u015fi cu picioarele pe mas\u0103, l\u0103s\u00e2nd s\u0103 se vad\u0103 c\u0103 purta ni\u015fte cizme de cowboy imense\u2026.
Tipa \u00eel abordeaz\u0103:
\u2013 Spune-mi, e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii care poart\u0103 num\u0103r mare la \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163\u0103minte sunt dota\u0163i pe m\u0103sur\u0103?
\u2013 Ei, dac\u0103 e\u015fti curioas\u0103 de ce nu mergem s\u0103 verifici?
Pleac\u0103 cei doi \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi petrec noaptea \u00eempreun\u0103. Diminea\u0163\u0103, tipa \u00eenainte s\u0103 plece \u00eei las\u0103 100 de euro pe noptier\u0103.
\u2013 M\u0103 simt m\u0103gulit, spuse tipul, iar ea \u00eei r\u0103spunse:
\u2013 Nu ai de ce. Banii sunt ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i po\u0163i lua \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163\u0103minte pe m\u0103rimea ta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intr-un avion, un avocat sta alaturi de o blonda. Acesta din urma, ca sa treaca timpul mai repede si ca sa faca misto de blonda, ii zice:
\u2013 Domnisoara, va propun un concurs \u2013 eu va pun o intrebare si daca nu stiti raspunsul, imi dati 5 euro. Dupa aceea, imi puneti o intrebare si daca eu nu stiu raspunsul, va dau 500 de euro!
\u2013 De acord, zice blonda.
\u2013 OK, prima intrebare: care este distanta dintre Pamant si Luna?!
Evident, blonda nu stia raspunsul si i-a dat 5 euro avocatului.
Venise randul blondei:
Ce urca pe munte pe trei picioare si coboara pe patru?
Au trecut cateva ore si avocatul nu gasea raspunsul asa ca pana la urma i-a dat cei 500 de euro promisi.
\u2013 Si totusi, care e raspunsul corect? intreaba avocatul.
\u2013 Nu stiu nici eu, zice blonda, si-i da 5 euro din cei 500 primiti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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