{"id":2317,"date":"2024-07-18T18:59:47","date_gmt":"2024-07-18T18:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2317"},"modified":"2024-07-18T18:59:47","modified_gmt":"2024-07-18T18:59:47","slug":"bine-ma-bula-acum-ca-ai-aflat-cine-este-ala-cu-care-se-vede-nevasta-ta-de-ce-nu-il-nenorocesti-cum-ziceai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2317","title":{"rendered":"Bine ma Bula acum ca ai aflat cine este ala cu care se vede nevasta-ta de ce nu il nenorocesti cum ziceai??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1003\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4674-1003x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4674-1003x1024.jpeg 1003w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4674-294x300.jpeg 294w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4674-768x784.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4674.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1003px) 100vw, 1003px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.\u00a0<br>In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.\u00a0<br>Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:<br>\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.<br>\u2013 Rau Strula, rau!<br>\u2013 Da de ce?<br>\u2013 Pai nu mai am nici un pui!<br>\u2013 Cum asa ?!<br>\u2013 Nu stiu, ma. Cred ca fac ceva gresit. Ori ii plantez prea adanc ori nu ii ud destul \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula se muta intr-un apartament nou.<br>Seara priveste pe fereastra. In blocul de vis-a-vis vede o tanara foarte frumoasa pe care a inceput apoi s-o urmareasca in fiecare seara.\u00a0<br>Dupa o vreme, intr-o dimineata ii suna telefonul.<br>\u2013 Alo, buna dimineata, sunt vecina de vis-a-vis. Scuze pentru deranj, dar n-ai vazut cumva aseara unde mi-am pus sutienul??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.\u00a0In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.\u00a0Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.\u2013 Rau Strula, rau!\u2013 Da de ce?\u2013 Pai nu mai &#8230; <a title=\"Bine ma Bula acum ca ai aflat cine este ala cu care se vede nevasta-ta de ce nu il nenorocesti cum ziceai??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2317\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bine ma Bula acum ca ai aflat cine este ala cu care se vede nevasta-ta de ce nu il nenorocesti cum ziceai??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2319,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}