O nou\u0103 zi plin\u0103 de provoc\u0103ri \u0219i de griji, \u00eens\u0103 vrem s\u0103 z\u00e2mbi\u021bi mereu cu un banc sau o glum\u0103 bun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doi nebuni se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u00een de\u015fert. Unul avea o c\u0103ciul\u0103 de blan\u0103 pe cap, iar cel\u0103lalt \u0163inea o portier\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cel cu portiera \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe cel cu c\u0103ciula:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Se vede c\u0103 e\u015fti nebun! Ce faci cu c\u0103ciula \u00een de\u015fert?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-B\u0103\u0103\u0103i, nebun e\u015fti tu! C\u00e2nd mi-e cald, \u00eemi scot c\u0103ciula, dar tu ce faci cu portiera?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Eu deschid geamul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De ziua lui, Bul\u0103 prime\u0219te cadou de la so\u021bie un \u0219ampon \u00eempotriva c\u0103derii p\u0103rului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bubulino, dar ce s\u0103 fac cu el? Chiar nu \u00eemi cade p\u0103rul, nu am probleme cu asta, nu vezi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ai dreptate, Bul\u0103! Dar nu e pentru tine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Dar pentru cine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pentru colega ta de la munc\u0103, pentru c\u0103 ei \u00eei tot cade p\u0103rul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubulina se \u00eentoarce de la munc\u0103 \u0219i \u021bip\u0103 la Bul\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Unde e masa din buc\u0103t\u0103rie, ce-ai f\u0103cut cu ea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am v\u00e2ndut-o!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cum adic\u0103 ai v\u00e2ndut-o? De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 am aflat c\u0103 m-ai \u00een\u0219elat pe ea cu vecinul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, dac\u0103 ar fi dup\u0103 asta, ar trebui s\u0103 vinzi tot din cas\u0103, \u00een afar\u0103 de sonerie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BONUS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ma Ioane, cum ii zice la prost in Ardeal?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014Dom\u2019le, apoi la noi nu-i mai zice prost, la noi ii zice inteligent\u2026 asimptomatic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No, ni m\u0103 la el, da cum vine asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/a>\u2014 Cum vine asta??? El \u00eei inteligent, dar\u0103 nu se vede, pentru c\u0103 nu are simptome de inteligent\u0103, este asimptomatic in limbaj modern \u0219i frumos spus!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 No, nici prostii nu mai \u00ees prosti \u00een ziua de azi in Ardeal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bul\u0103 se angajeaza matelot pe iahtul lui Bill Gates. \u00cen aplauzele si laudele tuturor, fata se dezbrac\u0103 \u0219i sare \u00een ap\u0103, pentru a le ar\u0103ta tuturor, c\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103 \u0219i bun\u0103 \u00eenotatoare este.<\/p>\n\n\n\n La un moment dat, toat\u0103 lumea r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eengrozit\u0103: Un rechin se apropia cu mare vitez\u0103 de fat\u0103. \u2013 Un milion de dolari cui imi salveaza fata!. \u2013 Zece milioane de dolari! Tot nimeni nu indrazneste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Toata averea mea \u0219i fata de so\u021bie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Atunci se aude un b\u00e2ld\u00e2b\u00e2c \u00een ap\u0103, rechinul se sperie \u0219i fuge, iar Bul\u0103 apare pe punte, cu fata \u00een bra\u021be. \u2013 Te dau naibii cu fata ta \u0219i cu toata averea ta! Mie spune-mi cine-mi facu v\u00e2nt \u00een ap\u0103, c\u0103-l omor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n So\u021bul, so\u021bia \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 atr\u0103g\u0103toare iau \u00eempreun\u0103 liftul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Deodat\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra se \u00eentoarce brusc \u0219i \u00eel plesne\u0219te pe b\u0103rbat. Liftul se opre\u0219te, iar t\u00e2n\u0103ra iese. So\u021bul, palid, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i explice nevestei. ** Dar acesta ajunge mai devreme. Amantul se ascunde sub pat, iar so\u021bia deschide usa. So\u021bul mai suspicios din fire caut\u0103 prin toat\u0103 camera \u0219i \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219te pe amant. La care so\u021bia r\u0103spunde: <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" O nou\u0103 zi plin\u0103 de provoc\u0103ri \u0219i de griji, \u00eens\u0103 vrem s\u0103 z\u00e2mbi\u021bi mereu cu un banc sau o glum\u0103 bun\u0103. Doi nebuni se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u00een de\u015fert. Unul avea o c\u0103ciul\u0103 de blan\u0103 pe cap, iar cel\u0103lalt \u0163inea o portier\u0103. Cel cu portiera \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe cel cu c\u0103ciula: -Se vede c\u0103 e\u015fti nebun! Ce faci … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2311,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2310\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Cu ocazia \u00eemplinirii majoratului fetei lui, Bill organizeaza o megapetrecere pe acest vas, \u00een Marea Caraibelor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fata observ\u0103 \u0219i ea rechinul \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eenoate, cu putere, spre vas.
Bill, innebunit, \u00eencepe:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nimeni nu are curaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bul\u0103, mi-ai salvat fata! Toata averea mea \u0219i fata \u00ee\u021bi apartin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu \u021bi-e ru\u0219ine, porcule? \u00cen fa\u021ba so\u021biei?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Maria, \u00ee\u021bi jur\u2026
\u2013 \u0218tiu, eu am m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat-o!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O femeie cu amantul s\u0103u \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103ceau de cap, \u0219tiind c\u0103 so\u021bul ajunge mai t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ce face \u0103sta sub pat ?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu ce face sub pat, dar stai s\u0103-l vezi \u00een pat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n