{"id":2306,"date":"2024-07-18T13:22:25","date_gmt":"2024-07-18T13:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebspectrum.com\/?p=2306"},"modified":"2024-07-18T13:22:25","modified_gmt":"2024-07-18T13:22:25","slug":"doi-soti-faceau-si-intra-copilul-lor-in-camera-ce-faci-tati-o-pedepsesc-pe-mami-cand-termini-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=2306","title":{"rendered":"Doi soti faceau \u2026si intra copilul lor in camera. Ce faci tati?? O pedepsesc pe mami. Cand termini.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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La \u015fcoal\u0103, la clasa lui Bul\u0103, ora de zoologie. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mai, Ionel, ia nume\u015fte tu o insect\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ionel: \u2013 Albina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Invatatoarea: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Bul\u0103, ia nume\u015fte \u015fi tu o insect\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bul\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 P\u0103i, \u2026 albina!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Asta s-a mai zis o dat\u0103! Ia zi ceva din capul t\u0103u! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bul\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 P\u0103duchele!\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude03<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un t\u00e2n\u0103r invit\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219 o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 care este profesoar\u0103 de religie.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd se plimbau prin parc, el \u00eei ofer\u0103 o \u021bigar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Nu, merci, ce le-a\u0219 spune dup\u0103 aceea copiilor la \u0219coal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Merg mai departe \u0219i el o invit\u0103 la un pahar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, merci, ce le-a\u0219 spune dup\u0103 aceea copiilor la \u0219coal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 ca s\u0103 o duc\u0103 acas\u0103, iar el, pu\u021bin disperat, o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Mergi cu mine la un hotel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Sigur, cu pl\u0103cere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Cum se poate? Ce o s\u0103 le spui copiilor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce le spun mereu: Nu trebuie s\u0103 bei \u0219i s\u0103 fumezi, ca s\u0103 te sim\u021bi foarte bine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O familie de tineri merge in vizita la niste prieteni mai in varsta. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se aseaza la masa sa manance. Batranul ii zice sotiei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Luceafarul meu, adu felul intai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dupa ce termina batranul zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Frumoasa mea, adu felul doi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dupa ce termina, batranul ii zice sotiei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Iubirea mea, adu desertul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dupa masa femeile merg la bucatarie iar barbatii raman singuri. Tanarul il intreaba pe batran:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Cum de reusesti dupa atatia ani sa-i mai spui cuvinte asa frumoase?\u2013 Pe cuvantul meu de onoare daca mai stiu cum o cheama!\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maricica, nu vrei s\u0103 facem copii \u00eempreun\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ba da. Dar nu prea \u0219tiu cum.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n
-Nu-i nimic, \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t eu imediat.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n
E ca \u0219i cum amesteci cu f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul \u00eentr-un ceaun ca s\u0103 faci m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 bun\u0103.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103:<\/h6>\n\n\n\n
A fost minunat! Dar unde e coplilul?, \u00eentreab\u0103 ea.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n
-Ei, copilul trebuie s\u0103 \u00eel a\u0219tept\u0103m \u00eenc\u0103 nou\u0103 luni.<\/h6>\n\n\n\n

Da? Atunci de ce ne-am oprit din amestecat? \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trei moldoveni la ora\u015f se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc dup\u0103 o perioada de timp pentru a-\u015fi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fi experien\u0163ele:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2013 Ce bine era la \u0163ar\u0103<\/strong>, m\u0103! Pe jos sc\u00e2ndurile erau drepte \u015fi puteam lini\u015ftit s\u0103 merg dintr-un cap\u2019 \u00een altul al camerei. Aici la ora\u015f ame\u0163esc s\u0103 tot urm\u0103resc \u015fipcile alea mici de pe jos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u00cen fiecare sear\u0103 c\u00e2nd vin acas\u0103 <\/strong>trebuie s\u0103 scol din somn trei vecini pentru c\u0103 pe lift scrie \u201cNumai pentru patru persoane!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Eu sunt cel mai n\u0103p\u0103stuit. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi se f\u0103cea sete acas\u0103 m\u0103 duceam la ci\u015fmea \u015fi beam dup\u0103 poft\u0103. Acum m\u0103 duc, trag de funie <\/strong>\u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 pun gura la ap\u0103 s\u0103 \u015fi termin\u0103 \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 a\u015ftept iar s\u0103 se umple g\u0103leata<\/strong>, iar trag de funie, dar tot a\u015fa p\u0103\u0163esc!\ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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La \u015fcoal\u0103, la clasa lui Bul\u0103, ora de zoologie.  \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea: \u2013 Mai, Ionel, ia nume\u015fte tu o insect\u0103! Ionel: \u2013 Albina! Invatatoarea:  \u2013 Bul\u0103, ia nume\u015fte \u015fi tu o insect\u0103! Bul\u0103:  \u2013 P\u0103i, \u2026 albina! \u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:  \u2013 Asta s-a mai zis o dat\u0103! Ia zi ceva din capul t\u0103u!  Bul\u0103:  \u2013 P\u0103duchele!\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude03 Sunt bancuri si … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2308,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}